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Seriously though Scott Pauperman and Jeff Ulltrarich please don't take away our Hollywood Handbook.

man this is the greatest show online. I am still dealing with my ptsd from the rss ending so this ep hit close to home. I donated more but honestly guys if things go south I have a twelve pack of dr pepper 10 and an old silver dollar and I mean like 1903 old. Ill bankroll this operation

Happy Bday Hayes! Can't wait to set the roof on fire tom night btw I'm bringing Kelly Kapowski as my plus one

this corrdry incident could not stand. sensei sean and hayes developed the marshall art of powerful moves. timsvlog - lovin the enthusiasm i can tell you really get it huglife - lol (loffed out loud) also, its not really the role of this post to take a position either way on that clip, granted timsvlog may be a horrible racist, but theres valid arguments on both sides. michealbayofpigs - thanks for picking up on that I was dictating to Siri because my stenographer called in sick today. greggy - its all in good fun besides thats prob the most traffic that forum has had in months. suckin on deez was inevitable Sidenote Kali Kazoo has a new song titled "Clem"... think ClemDawg is hittin that? warning: fartgun violence http://vimeo.com/77719126

I've reached my daily limit of "likes" for all these funny good postscasts but assuredly me likes. I am bussin up over here. Wanted to let you guys know that I am stone cold rep'n HH. I just left the scene of a malicious verbal beatdown on Kevin Pollak whack show. He recognise (bird silhouette hands) ptttrrrrrr! http://forum.earwolf.com/topic/15685-nate-corddry-197/

Abhorrent would serve as a great synonym for this show . The host has created a new level of ego that combines traditional narcissism with a weak willed passive aggressiveness. Painstakingly, kp navigates the interviews in search of any opportunity to colloquially interject a boring story that inevitably highlights self importance or affirms that oh yes of course kp knows exactly what the guest is talking about and has been there before. Dude you are the ocular albino from Wayne's World 2. I hope you didnt strain your shakespearean acting muscle on that roll. Nearly 200 episodes, try to focus on analyzing the talent you are lucky enough to speak with.

Let's take a vote on the best HH episode so far...I vote for #10 with Kyle Newachek. The Hobbies desolation of Smaug is the best convo ever. It delivered a big kiiiick followed by a fast punch directly to my funny bone. Hands down the best

Great episode...a little dirty, I had to put on my head phones when my mom walked by...whew close calls. I bet Hayes has a spot on Bugs Bunny impression Whats up with this powerful move from Kevin Pollack?? Nate C. the same week as HwoodHbook has Rob C.?? Wayne's World was a while back therre bud, stay in your league, which is the pee wees. S+H might just cross all the Ts and dot all the lower case j's you freaky ocular albino Helicopter crashed in Seattle. I hope it wasnt one of Chanson's I know he has them just pick him up right off the side of the street bc fug taxis...you there guy? http://westseattleblog.com/2014/03/downtown-emergency-helicopter-crash-near-seattle-center/

Ron, are you bald because your brother is adopted and not a suitable donor or because he just never learned to share?

Sean & Hayes Excellent Adventure / Sean & Hayes Bogus Journey either and both are most excellent. of course the soundtrack to be done exclusively by Wyld Stallyns

meh...skippable. I miss the softly delivered condescension toward the guests. S+H have no problem downing us and the engineers but seem to just become more and more friendly with these C list "celebs". Guess I'll have to depend on Between Two Ferns for belittling interviews...ehh smh

Antigua is the obvious answer but I have to go with Iceland. total pop. around 300,000 and they have a secret fairy language case closed

My new agent just called claiming that I need to come up with a cool hip name and start a brand around it I'm not so sure about this suggestion list though: FeloniousFunk: dangerous and sexy. so funky, its a crime; so criminal, its a felony ColonialistHunk: picture Melly Gibson in the Patriot ThelonliestMonk: Kung Fu the legend continues JabroniousPunk: It doesnt matter what your name is jabroni !

woke up this morning to 80 voice mails from every major tvs and movies production companies on earf. Everyone from Ted Turner to Adam Goodman "please write for us" and "we must own your talent" and "money is no object" over and over. Apparently, the impeccable, inimitable Sean Clements performed an emotionally stirring performance of my short sketch How Dare You on air. Furthermore, not to be outdone, the beady-eyed Hayes Portdaven also feebly attempted his own lackluster version. Needless to say, this has caused quite a stir in Hollywood back rooms. My career has rocketed through the stratosphere overnight. huglife and Freja, I know you both are already rich and famous but I believe we will all gain from this rare Hollywood Handbump

Jason Mt. Zukas Ive heard that you take all of your hollywood starlet dates canoeing when you are trying to "row mantz" them. Is this true? also is it because if they arent feeling you than you have them trapped in the middle of a lake without the upper body strength to escape? speak on that

amateur question, how exactly do you buy the pro version? i feel like Nicholas Kim Coppola in National Treasure 3 please take my money

It seems like S&H are way too busy doing movies and tv to ever actually pander to their fans but maybe some veteran forum members could let me know if this has been addressed somehow in the past. I have taken their advice on improving my networkings by hitting the basketball court. Definitely sound advice as my contacts list has tripled but with one small caveat. One guy that frequents the court seems to have it out for me. everytime I'm dribble driving the rock or swishing basket after basket, he is "accidentally" dropping an elbow to my face. im walking off the court daily with boo boos and bruises. My face is my moneymaker what should I do about this overzealous middle aged ex high school star athlete that thinks every frickin game is the NBA frickin finals?

Thank you all, great teamwork. the pins a needles of my ocd have subsided Valerie Bryant, you have officially cracked my whole shit up Quite frankly, breast cancer is not so bad, as far as cancers go. worst case scenario shes looking at some plastic surgery and will most likely end up with boob upgrade. Insensitive you say? the subtle narcissism in your comment was not overlooked, its only a topic because shes happens to be your favorite Your bro is gay, "fruity"? classic overcompensation that was my cat, think about how I felt. at least you got an apology yes, yes it is and thank you Chanson loneliness is the only reason I come here for sure. glad its finally out in the open. and though you display many traits of a Gargamel esque villain I find your evil exploits refreshing. at least your original. hats off to you good sir p.s. I have no plans of befriending you, manipulating you to gain access to your influence, and then betraying you at the last moment in a bid to takeover this forum and eventually the podcast.

Since when are two digit numbers good enough for any of us? Tuesday is nearing. Lets make this the first centennial forum. 100 posts, its so close, my OCD needs this...nice round numbers...

Jon, where did you find the audacity to go on pete holmes nerdist podcast before doing sean + hayes earwolf podcast? Also, how dare you?

Confession time...I once disguised myself as Noah Hathaway and infiltrated the Movies Bistro. I dined on exquisite scallopini, making sure to waste most of the potions so as not to seem too eager. There was a viewing of Sherlock with Benedict Cucumberpatch Not bad but the main villan, Moriarty, reminded me of the Lucky Charms leprechaun and I found it a bit racist that his weapon of choice is explosives AND he's Irish. eventually I was found out when asked to do an 'Atreyu' impression and I said "I may not be a smart man but I know what love is"

this will never happen because your real life name has the phonetic quality of nails on a chalkboard. plus Hollywood Chanbook is racist and would obviously have to be hosted by Jackie Chan.

Micheal B. Jordan In hindsight I see the confusion. Micheal actual Jordan played for UNC and I reside in NC. I referenced flying and he is the jumpman that soars through the air dunking slams. Let me clarify. Micheal B Jordan, or "Wallace" as some might know him, was a drug dealer that lived in the projects above me during my "streetz" days. Reppin my hood and on the corner clockin one night, he taught me how to fly. Also we smoked all the drugs. But hey, have to build street cred somehow. In addition, is it more sad that I have listened to my question (starts @ 44.50) on repeat for 4 hours because it means so much to me or because I'm so proud of myself? Keep in mind less than half of the post was even read aloud and Hayes mentions that it is not very good two times. All my fellow Matheletes know, 2 negatives = a positive so what he really means is that in fact, it is very good.

Can't believe I was able to get a question in on the Chanson podcast. It means so much that Sean and Hayes thought so highly of it. This is a momentous day. First I'd like to thank the man upstairs... Micheal Jordan. You taught me how to fly MJ and look at me now! Also a big shout out to engineer Cody for being so inept at your job, without your inability to complete the most menial of tasks it would have been cut out, and this day may never have arrived.

Youre right, I was out of line. The freezer teasers just transported me back to the good ole days of movies and tvs talk. That said, there's no need to try to scare me with all this monsters talk. Only Frankensteins play with internal organs and how am I supposed to sleep tonight with that on my mind?