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RyanWright

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  1. I know exactly what you mean and I do the same thing. I especially go out of my to wordsmith every "bussin' me up" in colloquially that I can...and when present company doesn't fucking get it, because obviously this is an exclusive jet set, I laugh maniacally to myself at how shit their dumb brains is. If I'm honest, at times it has concerned me...thanks for your bravery in sharing your experience.
  2. So glad the reality showshow is back. Avoid the Noid
  3. Dear The Cracked Podcast, Rad dudes, just rad. Sincerely, my funnybone
  4. When I am shredding the axe and making sweet panty dropping melodies, instinctually, I reach for my trusty sunburst rosewood acoustic. As fellow riff masters, is there a guitar that you are partial to when joke slaying?
  5. Mad props to AndyKneis for the coveted Hayes like Congrats ! Also Chanson, I took a chance son, FB request sent End bad pun transmission...
  6. Great episode, another instant classic. I'm extra glad that some attention was brought to Chanson's name by Lamorne. I've always wondered why it's mispronounced? Is this an inside joke? I mean we all know it's "SeeHanson" abbreviated to fit a license plate and of course you're the Master of Mmmbop. Finally, some clarity.
  7. Lamorne when you realized that you were being phased out by Damon Wayans Jr. I'm sure you attributed this to nepotism. What did it feel like when you discovered that it was actually because he is genetically funnier than you?
  8. Lamorne when you realized that you were being phased out by Damon Wayans Jr. I'm sure you attributed this to nepotism. What did it feel like when you discovered that it was actually because he is genetically funnier than you?
  9. Mr. Investor Let's face it. When you drag coat tails like Sean and Hayes, there is no shortage of those seeking to capitalize on their genius ventures. I'm sure this forum is inundated with spies, from all major networks, gathering info in a futile attempt to emulate this magic. I worked on an assembly line in a factory that made monopoly pieces when I first heard episode 1, by episode 8 I had waged a hostile takeover of that same company, not to mention beating the wheels off of Rich Uncle Pennybags simply for the hell of it. My life is a true testimonial to Hollywood Handbook and I assume every other member of this forum is a rich, successful, zero fucks giving individual like myself because you listen to the show. Bravo to these philanthropists, but pro version members lets get real yo. Sean and Hayes are fucking rich as shit and would sell this show like they have thousands of others. Donating is not enough. We have to keep them entertained with witty banter on this board. Believe me, they will lose interest, take a sabbatical, and the next thing you know Jerk Fogeynose is raping your ears. Hell just yesterday I was so bored I made a migrant worker run suicides in my Nike dri fit basketball shorts just to see if the guy at the sports store was a liar. and I'm nowhere near these guys level. Make your questions thought provoking, make your comments actually say something. I think we owe it to our hosts. Well I dont know if its these shorts amazing efficiency of wicking moisture away from my skin to keep me cooler or if I am always hotter than my surroundings but this cool guy is out. And Sean if you have read to this point I am sure you are bussin your whole shit up so I await my nickname upgrade. Peace in the middle east
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