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  1. Andy you were great man! Can you give us some insight into the process, like how this came about, recording, when you met sean and hayes did you hug them? if so, was there an awkward moment when your cheek rested ever so gently into the nape of Hayes' neck and for just a moment you could swear that 'you are the wind beneath my wings' was playing softly in the distance in sync with your heartbeats? Inquiring minds and all that. I'm so proud and jealous of you
  2. Hey Ged, um you okay man? Ged, you good man? everything okay? Maybe check out rss #6 and uh... you alright man? cause you're a great poster man, we know that... you good buddy? ...you okay man?
  3. I am recovering from a nasty party animal bite from last night. I really appreciate the Bday wishes everyone. I can't believe this fairytale is happening to me (rss) Narnold, I am sooo on board for recapping Naked Dating, one question though do I have to be naked too? not much else to say but I did watch a freakin hilarious video. it has a lot of views but maybe some haven't seen it.
  4. lol brilliant you are truly talented veeb, sincerely. I love the transitions as much as the dialogue. My favorite part is how you all make sure to never include me because you know I'm offer only. It is devastating, everytime.
  5. Is it racist if it's true? edit: Yo! please don't tell andrew ti i asked this
  6. I don't secretly fn hate you guys when you don't 'like' my posts, just in case you were wondering...
  7. thanks andrew, I was just sitting here reading the declaration of independence and listening to my country tis of thee. I blame your monarchy for the revolt though In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. getting a little choked up 'Merica!
  8. Aubrey Plaza, 1 You tried to steal Will Ferrell's comedic genius award onstage. Why didn't you just wait for him in the parking lot? 2 You are named after a 'Bread' song, have you forgiven your parents? 3 Are you feeling it? Like you're hot... I'm hot... so like, are you feeling it?
  9. Sooooo, just finished up some high altitude training in Appalachia to prepare for my upcoming hurricane battle tonight. Otw to the beach and I'm feeling optimistic. it's only a category 2 and my spinning dragon kick is at least a cat 3. Plus it's named Arthur, so I should be back in time for the popcorn gallery. edit: Hayes knows computers dos a pic! nice. is that Hayes Sr.?
  10. give into any demand and do whatever she tells you. saying that a girl is "harassing me" comes across pretty limp noodle so it's likely VB could destroy you. but whatever you do make sure to screen your pics because APPARENTLY, "a blurry jacuzzi photo" IS FROWNED UPON!!! ps your family hates you the joke is that he will never get it... and I'm okay with that
  11. Verandah Resort & Spa at beautiful Antigua
  12. Congratulations on not dying joe, I couldn't be more indifferent for you. I am a little confused as to why you went to this 'hospital' place though. I mean the next time you're going to die, save yourself the embarrassment and get down to the Chateau Marmont. It is THE place to die, just a tip
  13. this week's epicsode really hit close to home. IRL I was just doing one of my favortie hobbies, which is of course, shredding mountain waterfalls. Very impressive, I know, but I wish more attention would've been paid to exactly how Hayes got his mitts on a big ole turtle shell? I mean it's not like those things are just laying around. Turtles live for a really long time and even if you could find a living turtle he's not going to just hand over his shell. Turtles don't fear conventional human weaponry, so you must gently coax the turtle out. Is there a secret song Hayes sings to them? Perhaps a magical flute? I need to know
  14. Best open ever, I'm 8 minutes in and this is my new favorite episode. I certainly side with Hayes on this one, grow up Sean...
  15. Where was all this hand holding kumbaya reception bs when I started posting? I've had to work very hard to become the one that no one likes, or likes only when it is ironically funny to do so. Don't expect a trophy just for trying from me new people, either earn it or fall back to sound engineering. Also, if any of you want to connect with me on fb, you will have to upgrade to the forum pro version first. This can be done by attaching a $20 amazon gift card to your friend request.
  16. I have a Beagle named Baxter. All the lady dogs love him
  17. That guy does have a great name, especially the first one Andrew, figured I'd see you back about now, being as England flopped in the world cup. Reminds me of another time when the almighty USA had to step in to defeat Germany for you guys... but no worries take tea and crumpets or whatever and my condolences for the loss of your national pride
  18. I'm too rich to send you any money but I wonder if you've tried just bullying it out of somebody? Isn't BRR2 a plant doctor or some shit? I'd start there. "a guy I know" use to rob people by rushing up and saying "get bunny ears MFer!", "he" meant like pull the insides of your pockets out, so that your pants look like they have bunny ears hanging off the sides. Did "he" invent that term? Has anyone else heard it before?
  19. Caption contest! Edit: right click and open link in new tab
  20. You're right timtrees and jealous is definitely a color. Shake off these haters, use their words as inspiration for your next extreme close up monologue using only your head and a single hand
  21. You guys ever wonder if Stephen Hawking is just faking the whole disabled genius thing? Like maybe he's not even that smart, he just uses that laptop to google the answer to every question... and if so, would that make him a Stephen Fraudking?
  22. Great song man, really makes me want to kill myself. Truly though I love being from NC, I wont list all the better than your shitty state things on here but there is more gnarly per sq. ft. here than anywhere else. Plus I know mattcameron is knocking about somewhere around here The best part is my accent. when I travel it's like having a Fraunch accent I'll throw out a couple of lines with that sweet southern drawl, hearts are melting and panties is dropping bro bro its straight to the boudoir
  23. There are other forums? They can't be serious, this forum is better than their show... that their forum..is..about..anyways, Chanson welcome back man, please be more mean. i think i broke down a couple of times worrying about what had become of you, and then I was suspicious when you returned, so I had to wait and make sure it was really you, and not some body snatcher or robot replacement type situation. your name has always seemed like some sort of acronym for an android. Also, tanks but no tanks everyone for the 'likes' on the post where I said I was garbage people, it was a joke and now I am pretty convinced it's real life.
  24. Sooo, we are the Rock Corn gallery now? or is this at least an open issue? I mean I've never been able to fully understand what the popcorn gallery is or how it works but popcorn is pretty weak, like all fluffy and soft and melts when I sip my drink.
  25. another epic episode. so enlightening for the guys to give us a real glimpse into the movie making process. I mean they always talk about all the movies they've made but I have never been able to find any actual evidence of their involvement which is strange, but no denying it after this one. If anyone was wondering, the refreshments song was "banditos" and it is horrendous please dont look it up just be happy with the info Also hint hint Jacob I am one of the posters that TimTreese, which is pronounced like "fleas" and def not "fleece", was referencing. Sidenote: I dont get a prize for guessing myself I just deduced it from the amount of likes I get from members since we have connected on FB. Nearly everyone has taken me off their newsfeed sidesidenote: Valerie Bryant had a strong comment on my last FB post that was so good that I didnt want to make my friends and family jealous by commenting about but very funny. it made me think about that forrest gump scene where he says "mama always had a way of explaining things so that I could understand them" good stuff
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