Bronson Magnifico
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Ain't no sunshine when she's gone. Stock up on Vitamin D supplements.
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Ain't no sunshine when she's gone. Malignant melanoma rates have plummeted.
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Ain't no sunshine when she's gone, which is great because I'm a vampire.
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Face/Off should have had a tense standoff where both characters are threatening to cut the nose off the other's face
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We're going to build a wall in the elevator, and we're going to get the Girl from Impamania to pay for it
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There's nothing wrong with American cuisine, but I miss those Paris vittles
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Life begins at conception and ends in a West Texas hunting lodge
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You've Maymed into a fine young woman, Blossom
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OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I MEANT MAYIMED -
You've Maymed into a fine young woman, Blossom
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Send a girl away because she turned into a blueberry? That man's a hard Willy
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Potato potato potato potato potato never corn potato potato corn is gone potato
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The good news is you've all been cloned from the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy. The bad news is he had what's known as a micropenis.
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Like tossing Boba Fett's microweiner down a Sarlacc Pit -
Look in a mirror and say 'Bottomless Bloody Mary' three times and a good brunch recommendation will appear
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"Sea's Dozen": Carlos Mencia and the Fat Jew team up to plan the joke heist of the century
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And in the end the droid you bake is equal to the boss you cake
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Donald Glover has all the musical talent of Skrillex and the acting talent of Dante Basco. Bangarang Rufio.
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Rudolph doesn't actually have a red nose, he's just a well-known suck up and Santa has brutal hemorrhoids.
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Sorry, can't come to work today. I got down with the sickness
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If lying about 9/11 is cool, consider me Miles Davis!
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Jet fuel can't melt trumpets -
Powerballs 2: The Search for Ten Dollars Down the Drain
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I'll take my Reuben like Toodles at the end of Hook: marbled.
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The force, the force! My empire for the force!
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Keep Sharia Bro Code out of America's frats
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We all know what happens when you assume, which is why I try to slip a billionairesumption into every conversation.
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Are you Robert Downey to Jadeveon Clowney?
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