jaymanthegreat

Here is my catchphrase It is also a haiku Refrigerator

When going out to find yourself remember to bring a fresh pair of undies.

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When placing a rhino in a choke-hold, be sure to pivot your hips to the left for maximum orgasm.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. But the monument his subjects built ain't so great. I mean... they're blind for pete's sake.

...as I drain the last drop of bourbon and put out my last cigarette. Ever since I met that dame, I knew this day would come. Now it has... Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

In the great history of time only pepper jack has pleased me.

...we're zooming to zaptown! Other Z words!

...won't fix the whole left by your cat.

..with joke-soaked tongues.

...of Paul Giamatti's life.

...and call be a brisket!

...it's Comedy Bang Bang!

...filling my lungs with a pink confection poison, sending my into a state of diabetic shock.

...but I can't tell time. Time seems like a major douche.

..rejoice that the milk truly lived.

...but I lost the way of the sub long ago.

...One Life to Live Seasons 1 through 12 on DVD, but not Blu-ray.

...a better superstar than Jesus ever was.