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    Bop it, pull it, eat it, squoosh it, stroke it, poke it, feel it, love it, by it a meal. In that order.
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    The only thing I have in common with cats is that we both enjoy cleaning our buttholes in public.
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    Softly she sighs by the bubbling stream, "I wonder what John Ratzenburger is up too."
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    Going to hell for pulling a tooth? You've been dental-damned!
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    Time is a flat circle, now available in Cool Ranch and Spicy Nacho flavors.
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    I believe you can see the bunny, sir, but I am unwilling to accept it's named Harvey. That's a people name.
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    The guy who invented the fleshlight has a real cumrags-to-riches story.
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    I support climate change. The earth is just making the choice to be what it believes it was born to be.
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    Oh, I thought it was the birds OR the bees! Thank you for clarifying, Principal Johnson.
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    What is helter skelter anyway? And why do people keep singing about it?!
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    The garden of Love is green without limit and... wait, is that a dog shit?
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    My eyes are wide open, so stop throwing things at my mouth.
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    Toilet paper works better than paper toilets.
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    I only Bah black sheep and humbugs. I'm a traditionalist
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    Time is flat. Space, you were a little sharp. Cmon guys, let's get this universe in harmony!
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    She's so mean she sued me over sushi.

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    She's so mean she sued me over sushi.
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    She's so mean she sued me over sushi.
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    Nurse, I don't feel so good. I think someone chopped my hands off.
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    Rock, paper, scissors, add some glue and popsicle sticks and we've got a crafting to do.
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    I swear I only read NatGeo for the articles.
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    Time is a flat circle with cheese, pepperoni, and a sweet tomato basil sauce.
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    The difference between you and me is that I'm saying this right now.
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    Deep beneth the bowels of London lurks an unknown menace... His name is Phil and he's a hoot.
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    In a battle of dinosaur robots vs alien pirates, we all win.
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    I always remember, I never forget... My burrito will be revenged.
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