jaymanthegreat
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...aaaaaaand the phrase is caught! Betcha didn't see that one coming.
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'Tis not in vain what we do today. No matter what the outcome, our actions will be remembered by Burt, the guy next store.
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"Anger" may be one letter away from "danger," but "danger" is one letter away from Dangera, an exotic dancer I met once.
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"Brilliant, Holmes!" I ejaculated, which was a perfectly acceptable synonym for "exclaimed" in my day.
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"By George! You've done it again, Holmes!" I cried. "Yes, my good Watson," was his reply, "Ten pints in twenty minutes. Tomorrow-- twelve!"
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"By Jove, you've done it again, Holmes!" I cried. "Yes, Watson, 6 Twinkies in a single hour!"
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"Holmes, you've done it again!" I cried, to which my friend replied, "Yes Watson, 40 fire-hot buffalo wings in a single sitting!"
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"I cannot help but love you," she whispered into my ear. Then the two walked into the sunset, leaving me alone and with significant hearing loss.
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"i" comes before "e." In fact, "e" never gets to finish at all.
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A generous portion of beef, a dry run of exotic herbs and spices, and a dab of crème fraiche... Now I'm ready for humping.
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A good man once said, "Believe in yourself and all dreams are possible." He was immediately eaten by a shark. You made it, Stanley, you made it.
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A lack of planning on your end does not constitute an emergency on mine, God.
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A lack of planning on your end does not constitute an emergency on mine, God.
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A little dab'll do ya at first, but then you keep craving more and end up with hair so hard it can cut rock.
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A professional does it for money, an amateur does it for the experience, I just don't do it at all.
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A special thanks to our sponsor Leesa Mattresses and a very special thanks to jaymanthegreat for saving us from bringing them up organically.
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All that rapping and tapping at my chamber door has got me movin' and a-grovin' forevermore!
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All things are all things to everybody who is everybody.
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All things are shipshape and ship-shaped when you're on the Enterprise.
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All things must come to an end. You could make an orgasim joke about that if you want, but it'd be pretty hacky.
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