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Brothers, hear me now! They may take Discover, MasterCard, and American Express, but they will never take our Chase Freeeeeedooooom!
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When the sun goes down on this city, be sure to have a camera ready. Celeb sex tapes are all the rage and the sun is so hot right now.
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Sweet is the sound of my lover's sigh, tasty is the flavor of her oatmeal.
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Then again, it took Noah six weeks to eat the whole sheep as the Lord commandethed him.
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Meatball Monday, Taco Tuesday, Weiner Wednesday... My meal plan or sex schedule? Why not both?!
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Republican, Democrat, Libertarian, Vegetarian, Obstetrician... I can't stand any of 'em!
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Doctor says I wipe my butt too much, but joke's on him, 'cause it's not my butt!
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Many sleep in the nude, but I sleep In The Mood by Glenn Miller
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A lack of planning on your end does not constitute an emergency on mine, God.
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I got the edge of my sleeve wet while washing my hands. Day ruined!
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The sight of a 400 lb walrus is arousing to other walruses.
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I will give Facebook posts a thumbs-up. I will give tweets a star. BUT I REFUSE to give instagrams a heart!
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One box of Mac n Cheese never seems like enough, but two boxes is waaay too much.
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I'm pretty sure sex is just an excuse for guys to ejaculate.
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Whose woods these are, I think I know... Mainly because of that sign that says, "These be Ted's woods."
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Julie Taymor Syndrome is when a director begins to think that all their ideas are good ideas.
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A generous portion of beef, a dry run of exotic herbs and spices, and a dab of crème fraiche... Now I'm ready for humping.
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If I hear one more sound out of that ukelele, Carl, I'm shoving it up your butt.
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My computer keeps telling me to login. I've sung Highway to the Danger Zone, Footloose, and the entirety of Return to Pooh Corner and still nothing!
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Ben just moved to a new flat in a new city in a new town. And to think, he could just have had a V8!
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Two pickles is better than one cucumber, unless you prefer cucumbers.
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Late at night at can still hear her voice, full of longing, whispering "How much longer? I really need to pee."
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I'm not a betting man, but only because I told Todd I'd get a sex change if he could eat ten cheeseburgers.
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