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    Today, tonight, tomorrow, to life, l'chaim, la cage, la bomba, bombs away, awake, wake up, morning, today.

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    I don't think it's fair that other people in the world can eat crullers too.

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    "I cannot help but love you," she whispered into my ear. Then the two walked into the sunset, leaving me alone and with significant hearing loss.

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    There was a time once that I could never eat eight reubens in a single setting. And now, I still can't!

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    This bird of mine be moltin'/ To the tunes of Michael Bolton/ And it may be rather joltin' / But it's a totally acceptable practice.

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    Always remember, the sight of a 400 lb walrus is arousing to other walruses.

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    I'm not a member of the Turkey Club, but no one questions me when I order their special sandwich.

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    Seltzer water? No thanks. Seltzer milk. Seltzer. Milk.

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    There's an actual TV drama called "Secrets and Lies"? I bet its followed by that new sitcom, "Misunderstandings and Overreactions".

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    Come to think of it, all Mexican coke is better than American coke.

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    Mommy! Teddy ate my popsicle! I demand Spartan justice!

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    To the stars, I say! To the stars! Let us touch ourselves to the stars!

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    Phillip fellates fece-filled felines. It's disgusting but alliterative.

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    Get out there and live your life. But don't die, that would defeat the purpose of my first statement.

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    Pappy always said, "Don't lick it unless you mean it."

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    Sweet is the sound of my lover's moan. Must have been bitten by a choco-beast.

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    Squeeze to see if it's ripe, check for bruises on its flesh, then let it go. It's too good for you.

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    Space pants are just like regular pants only in space!

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    A lack of planning on your end does not constitute an emergency on mine, God.

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    Time is every where, stretching across all of space, from the farthest stars to right up your pee-hole.

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    I love my life, but I'd never say anything. I don't want to ruin what we have.

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    Enough with this phoney war on drugs! Let's have a real war, on drugs!

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    Hope springs eternal in the human breast. It's called momma milk and me likes it!

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    Bros before hoes, unless they're schmoes. That's how it goes as any bro knows.

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    Oh no! The Cheese Baron's got my girl! I camenbert it!

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