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I will give Facebook posts a thumbs-up. I will give tweets a star. BUT I REFUSE to give instagrams a heart!
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Yellow, Brown, Dijon, Honey... If you must turd, make sure it's mustard!
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I don't care if it's a so-called young adult novel, I love reading the Bible.
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I asked my doctor about prescription pornography, and you should too.
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Soaked in sunbeams, covered in oil, laid out on the sand... there's no better way to cook an egg.
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She was a sultry dame. He was a dark and brooding lothario. Now they run the bicycle shop on Cedar Street.
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This year I'm making a Jane-O'-Lantern because I prefer using a serrated blade to carve ladies' faces, not dudes'. #NoHomo
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Republican, Democrat, Libertarian, Vegetarian, Obstetrician... I can't stand any of 'em!
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The kids made fun of Ricky, for he couldn't climb the rope in gym class. If only he told them he was a fish and had no hands. Or feet. And was dead.
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I don't think it's fair that other people in the world can eat crullers too.
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Then again, it took Noah six weeks to eat the whole sheep as the Lord commandethed him.
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Hey baby, let me be James Blunt with you and start by say you're beautiful.
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Two pickles is better than one cucumber, unless you prefer cucumbers.
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If I hear one more sound out of that ukelele, Carl, I'm shoving it up your butt.
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Sweet creams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss Steve Agee?
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You bring the heat, I'll bring the sizzle. My mom will bring sugar cookies.
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Get out there and live your life. But don't die, that would defeat the purpose of my first statement.
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Julie Taymor Syndrome is when a director begins to think that all their ideas are good ideas.
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Call in the cheeseburger brigade! And bring forth the bacon squadron for support! The time for lunch hath come!
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Sweet Audrey, do not fret, there is enough tuna steaks for all!
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Tweet the tweet, I pray thee, trippingly on the thumbs.
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Time was you saw a man dancing in the street with a bottle in his hand, you could just run up and tickle him! But now you gotta file a form first.
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