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    I don't care if it's a so-called young adult novel, I love reading the Bible.

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    Four time champion, five time chump, but six times a week the old boy takes a dump.

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    You're just too good to be true, therefore I can't trust anything I consider to be a reality.

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    Getting scratched by a cat resulting in an infection and temperature of 104 is not as fun as the song suggests.

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    Time was you couldn't even buy a pickle without saddling up the old horse. Now-a-days people just eat the horse!

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    I said nothing about buttermilk! Buckwheat 'til I die!

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    You can do anything with Love. Not love the feeling, but R.J. Love who lives down the street. That guy's a miracle worker.

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    He gave me a run for his money and a brisk walk for his tootsie roll.

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    Get off your high horse! Its irresponsible to ride him when he's in an altered state!

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    There was a time once when people only cared about one thing: the sex. Now everyone's all about sex AND caring for their stupid families. Lame-Os!

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    Paul never sleeps. Paul never eats. Paul sees colors dancing around him. I wanna marry Paul. Paul is dead.

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    I love Neil Diamond's "Coming to America." Though truly, I love all songs about patriotic ejaculation.

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    Time has a way of slipping past us, but I'll catch it one of these days.

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    Pornstar sex is just like regular sex, only with pornstars.

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    There's no point in helping people. It'll all be ruined by cynics anyway.

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    Water, water everywhere but I'm not thirsty at all. Gimme pancakes.

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    They called me a shrimp in high school. But jokes on them, my neighbor Jake loves the taste of shrimp!

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    Why hasn't anyone ever asked the good boys what they would do if the cops came for them?

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    Plastic Bottles. Aluminum Cans. Latex Prophylactics. Separate your recyclables, people!

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    Sweet as she may be, the Giving Tree must have suffered from some deep psychological trauma.

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    I support the gay agenda. I support any agenda, in fact. Time management is the key to any successful meeting.

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    Come to think of it, I don't think Benjamin Braddock's relationship with Mrs. Robinson was entirely appropriate.

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    My daughter wanted me to submit the following: Poopoo Poopoo Poopoo Poopoo

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    Went into the woods behind my house. Nothing happened. #sondheimsaliar

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    Do not cry over spilled milk, but rejoice that the milk truly lived.

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