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    Took me twenty years to figure out the title of Back to the Future. Maybe now I'll watch it sometime.

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    ...aaaaaaand the phrase is caught! Betcha didn't see that one coming.

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    I wasn't trying to woo the waitress, I just wanted a glass of delicious olive juice.

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    There's a little place I know where the going is sweet and the sweeties are go. #tacoma

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    When I look at smiling faces of children, all I can think is "stop staring at those kids! You'll get in trouble again!"

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    My silly buddy has a some Silly Putty, buts a bit silly nutty in the brain parts.

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    Next time you find a can of chicken soup, don't drink it, don't eat it, but give it to your brother. It's probably really boogers.

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    I saw a piece of gum on the street, followed my mother's advice, and didn't eat it.

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    Of all the days of the year, this certainly is one of them.

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    They say every person started as a glint in their daddy's eye, but my father has no eyes. I must be a phoenix.

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If I had the time, I'd give every one of you a kiss on the bum, grammy-style!

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Urrr.... all I'm trying to say is fluffernutter, but all I can say nutterfluffer. Wait... nope, can't say it.

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    Silver bells, golden trumpets, brass horns, and a pink kazoo. Holiday music 101.

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    This started as a normal catchphrase but the end took my breath away.

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    This beautiful season of the year makes me want to aggressively play the tuba.

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    It's the holiday season with a whoop-de-do and hickory dock and giggle-biddles and silent tears.

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    The "deck" in "Deck the Halls" means decorate. Poor little Timmy learned too late.

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    And lo, an angel of the Lord came and said "Who wanna eat these yum-yums?!" And it was good.

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Lights twinkle, children laugh, and carolers sing. And I can watch it all in my underwear on my 52" flat screen.

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    A good man once said, "Believe in yourself and all dreams are possible." He was immediately eaten by a shark. You made it, Stanley, you made it.

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    When John Smith told the crowd "Lets be friends with the savages," they only responded with pilgrumbles.

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    Mashin' da taters. Mashin' da taters. Turkey, Gravy, Yum. T'gving!

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    Don't fear what others will say, fear alligators. Deadly, deadly alligators.

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    'Tis not in vain what we do today. No matter what the outcome, our actions will be remembered by Burt, the guy next store.

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    By Samuel L. Jackson's hipster glasses, I will find out who stole the cookie from the cookie jar!

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