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Life is but a lightly-jogging shadow (this quote has been updated to meet new federal guidelines on fitness.)
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Every time a little boy toots, a kitty has an aneurism. That's what Daddy says.
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If all your friends jumped off a bridge, then you probably weren't very supportive of them.
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We have an American playing Sherlock Holmes and a Brit playing Superman. Let's all admit that they were both mistakes and move on.
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I DM'd the PM in the a.m. A DMing the PM in the a.m. guy I am!
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I only Bah black sheep and humbugs. I'm a traditionalist
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Tweet the tweet, I pray thee, trippingly with the thumbs
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The garden of Love is green without limit and... wait, is that a dog shit?
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Sweet cheese, Martha. Nice sauce, Rodger. Once Paul shows up with the sausage, I'll get my dough on.
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It's the most wonderful time of the year, second best of the decade, in the top 5 of the century, for sure.
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Rock, paper, scissors, add some glue and popsicle sticks and we've got a crafting to do.
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Behold! I bring you muddy mortals FIRE that you might know its power to create and destroy (and to light up a bowl of kush, dawg!)
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Love is what you make of it, it being a roast beef sandwich.
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Time is a flat circle with cheese, pepperoni, and a sweet tomato basil sauce.
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Stand back, ye demons and serpents of sin! Im sorry there's only one stall, but I had burrito for lunch.
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There was no love lost between them, thanks in no small part to their biologically engineered, eagle-like, super eyes.
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Going to hell for pulling a tooth? You've been dental-damned!
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I'm not looking for a Love Boat, I just want a canoe with no strings attached.
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If you use cake when you should use bread, then your Rubens will be remembered.
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Now son, you see, a bird fucks a bee and daddy films it and sells it on the internet.
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Temptation. Lust. Passion. Sprinkles. These are my four dogs.
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