jaymanthegreat
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Life is what you make it, so make it an oatmeal creme pie.
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If you got it, flaunt it. But not right in my face! Kevin!
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Just as she whispers, "I'll never stop feeding you tacos," she stops feeding you tacos... thus goes the way of the world.
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There's an app for just about everything, but no app can save you from the pain I'll bring you.
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I am what I am and what I am is a chicken sandwich.
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Don't cry over split milk, rejoice because the milk truly lived.
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If you must have a chip on your shoulder make sure it's one of those reduced sodium kinds.
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Put a munchkin in a doughnut hole and you'll never need a friend again.
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Li'l lads lickin' lollipops will never keep me down, clown.
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Tutankhamun's curse shall haunt you all! But I use it for bubble baths.
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When taking a hot yoga class, remember to free your mind-- not your ding-a-ling.
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Behold, my the rubber ducky armada! And people said I was a quack!
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"i" comes before "e." In fact, "e" never gets to finish at all.
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The only difference between me and you is that we're the same person.
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Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. But I'm also a person! With Feelings! Dad!
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Thou all should knowith how to maketh things soundith like Shakespeare...ith.
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Two heads may be better than one, but my ex preferred taking three at a time.
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You can bring the energy to the show, but you can't surge-protect it.
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You could call me Mary, but that was my friend Kipp's mother's name. So don't.
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You may be six degrees from Kevin Bacon, but we're all just one degree from the icy grip of death.
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Boil some water off, add some flavor, strain it in muslin; its all Greek yogurt to me.
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I always thought an eclair was just an electronic version of my ex-girlfriend.
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For bathroom time, don't forget the TP --now with a rush of cherry flavor!
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If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree --the tree wins.
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Shave the head but never the face and you'll look sharp all over the place!
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