jaymanthegreat
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Time is on my side and together we'll take on space. To the stars!
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I like my sparkles, don't get me wrong. But keep your goddamn glitter away from me!
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I got separate bins for my paper, plastic, aluminum, but not my heart. Guess I'll have to throw it away.
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When all's said and done, you'll never eat a hamburger like my buddy Ted.
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Eat it, Sit on it, just don't smear it on your face.
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CAUTION: Not to be used on heating appliances. Suitable for use at no more than 93 degrees C (200 F)
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Superglued your butt together? Try some Kryptosolvent.
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German chocolate, Swedish Fish, Dutch cannabis... dems be my sex moves.
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I drove my Ford to the levee. It just wasn't the same.
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When everyone else stands to dance, be sure you're already on the floor flopping like a rainbow trout.
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Today, yesterday, next Tuesday afternoon. These are all days.
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Grab a box of tissues, because here's a sad fact: sometimes baby pandas die.
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Language is the greatest achievement of human reason. Fart, twerk, goobers.
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Let me speak these words that they may be spoke to thee and thou will hear and know that they are words.
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In the twilight of our years, may the children see that we were really raccoons all along.
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Hark, ye Turtles, Hark! The Bunga of Cowa is upon us!
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"Anger" may be one letter away from "danger," but "danger" is one letter away from Dangera, an exotic dancer I met once.
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I have looked beyond the stars and past the reaches of time, and still all I want is more gravy.
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Choose wisely when making friends, and choose friends when making wise.
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Life is what you make it, but I have no skills as a craftsman.
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Do the Dew-- but use protection, Amoeba's can seriously fuck you up.
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You can dream of a clownfish, but all he'll do is laugh at you.
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