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I'm not saying this sentence I'm currently saying, but if I did, I would not have.
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Birthdays are like buttholes, everyone is disappointed with mine.
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I'm sorry, madam, but the early bird special is for the living and your husband's lips are blue and saggy.
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Rodney! Rodney, come back! Is it something I said or this alligator carcass?
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I am the barber of Seville, not Fleet Street, and frankly, I'm sick of the confusion.
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Alligators live in swamps and chocodiles in packing at the gas station. That's the main difference.
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He who smelt it then poured it into a mold and made the most beautiful gold bauble!
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The song "Put on a Happy Face" is basically Dick Van Dyke telling a woman she should smile more.
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I wanna pull the hairs from your mole in the worst way.
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We will not be defeated! Knock any of us down, and we will rise back up! Except for Tim, he's got this inner-ear thing...
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I've got two tickets to paradise, but both are for aisle seats with two layovers, so probs not worth it.
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Love is what you make of it, it being a roast beef sandwich.
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I swear my love, I didn't cheat. A referee was watching the whole time and he seemed super cool with it.
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If I'm the only one who can prevent forest fires, where's my goddamn cape and secret lair?
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I have athlete's foot, a gardener's thumb, an artistic eye, an Achilles heel, and three pinkies.
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Five hundred is just another way of saying half a thousand.
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Lucky in love, unlucky in cards, lucky with parking spots, unlucky with wait-service.
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E-cigarettes, E-trading, 'E don't know nuffin' no more, gov'ner!
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I know, I know, I know... I shouldn't have worn bubblegum pants to a gum-chewing party.
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Pop a can in the backyard and watch the kids play with the sprinkler until we all die.
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Wholesale items half off? What's next, people marrying dogs?
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When rye bread is dry bread, then sour dough 's the way to go.
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These 18 rats don't belong to me, madam, but we are good friends.
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