jaymanthegreat
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Maybe she's born with it, but it looks cancerous to me.
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If love is a battlefield be sure to carry a Uzi in your pants.
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Nothing says "I have a beard" better than growing one.
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All things are shipshape and ship-shaped when you're on the Enterprise.
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Irish cannibals are a dying breed. Take the Isle's potatoes!
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When the scotch touches your lips... bat him away the declare your love for England.
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It was good for the goose, take a gander if you want.
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My only regret is that I have "One Life to Live" seasons 1-12 on DVD, not Blu-ray.
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Tweet the tweet, I pray you, trippingly on the thumbs.
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Here she comes, full of grace. She'll eat the cheese, make no mistake!
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I put blinders on my horse, but then had to train a dog to guide him.
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I'll give you a henna tattoo for free. But not your leg, no jiggly places.
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I delight in awkward orgasm noises. My friend Ted's are the best.
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The best thing about telling the truth is you don't have to remember what you said. The best thing about lying is that chubby you get in your pants.
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If you got a lot of toilet paper, you probably don't need more.
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A professional does it for money, an amateur does it for the experience, I just don't do it at all.
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Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow are all the same day.
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I could have been an astronaut, but then I broke bread with you people. Think on that knowledge.
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Warm buns, juicy beef, special sauce... dems be my dance moves.
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