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Two times two equals equals that little flag shaped number. 'Merica education is number straight line!
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I never claimed to be a blue-haired clown with a compulsive spending problem.
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Stop, Hammer-time! Screwdriver-space! Wrench-matter!
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Sometimes I think everyone is out to get me, but its really just Jason Voorhees.
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I know what you would have from me and in my heart, I do admit, it is my desire to give it you, yet it cannot be so, for I already ate it.
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Life is full of possibilities. I'll sit with my bag of potato chips and wait for them to happen.
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I have seen a beautiful future, where all humankind live in harmony and love. But you couldn't find a Snickers bar anywhere, so screw that.
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Did you ever know that your my burrito? You're everything I would like to eat. And I can fart louder than a beagle, 'cause you are the wind within my pants.
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My heart raced as she moved towards me. She leaned in, bringing her lips to my ear. I felt her hot breath as she whispered, "tacos, please."
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Today is a great day to spend with someone you care about, but you chose to spend it with me.
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My grandma made this casserole for my grandfather just before the war. They probably should have ate it then, these flies are terrible.
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An eye for and eye is a terrible example of bartering.
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Dean Koontz sold a book titled "Odd Thomas," but no one wants to buy my book, "Stupid-Ass Dean."
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I'm a modern parent. I spare the rod and spoil the meat, then force the child to eat the spoiled meat and laugh as they suffer from the digestive discomfort.
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Don't play with babies that suffer from rabies, or are riddled with scabies, or are sweet with the ladies.
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I've seen your flag on the marble arch, but love is not a victory march, it's a guy named Steve who just needs a ride into town, please.
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Love me or hate me, review and rate me, spur me or date me, spare or implicate me, you're never gonna stop my nonsense rhymes.
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I never had a sandwich I didn't fall in love with before consuming.
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Listen lady, I don't know who you are or how we got into this mess, but that is not my son and a hotdog is not a sandwich!
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Put on your fancy pants, buddy, its time to feel superior.
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Today is the first day I realised I'd know the phrase, "Today is the first day of the rest of my life," for the rest of my life.
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Forward, me lads! Let us ride into the dawn with these gerbils firmly up our behinds!
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The problem with the world today is that politicians are politicians and not tacos.
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