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When making love to a large albino Albania woman, be sure to keep your fondue pot clean.

By jaymanthegreat, May 20, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

To be grateful and repay kindness—this is first; to benefit others is to benefit ourselves. So gimme dat twinkie!

By jaymanthegreat, May 16, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Wash. Rinse. Repeat. Reduce. Reuse. Recycle. Revenge!

By jaymanthegreat, May 16, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A Sonnet for Comedy

By jaymanthegreat, May 14, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The road to hell is paved with good intentions. And clown noses, lots and lots of clown noses.

By jaymanthegreat, May 13, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Ben Franklin said, "If passion drives, let reason hold the reins." Ben Franklin was a horse.

By jaymanthegreat, May 8, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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By jaymanthegreat, May 8, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Here is my catchphrase/It is also a haiku/Refrigerator

By jaymanthegreat, May 2, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

When going out to find yourself remember to bring a fresh pair of undies.

By jaymanthegreat, May 2, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

My only regret is that I have "One Life to Live" seasons 1-12 on DVD, not Blu-ray.

By jaymanthegreat, April 24, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Eat the cheese, don't eat the cheese; either way the cows have lost.

By jaymanthegreat, April 24, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. But the monument his subjects built ain't so great. I mean... they're blind for pete's sake.

By jaymanthegreat, April 24, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

When placing a rhino in a choke-hold, be sure to pivot your hips to the left for maximum orgasm.

By jaymanthegreat, April 17, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. But the monument his subjects built ain't so great. I mean... they're blind for pete's sake.

By jaymanthegreat, March 28, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I hear distant sound of hot jazz floating across the night and through the window..,

By jaymanthegreat, March 21, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

In the great history of time only pepper jack has pleased me.

By jaymanthegreat, March 21, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

From zero to zed...

By jaymanthegreat, March 17, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Making love to a large Albanian woman...

By jaymanthegreat, March 17, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Wetting your ear...

By jaymanthegreat, March 14, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Today is the first day...

By jaymanthegreat, March 13, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Well lather me in barbecue sauce...

By jaymanthegreat, March 13, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Putting the Comedy Bang Bang in Comedy Bang Bang...

By jaymanthegreat, March 6, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Love is in the air...

By jaymanthegreat, March 5, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

They say time will tell...

By jaymanthegreat, March 5, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Don't cry over split milk...

By jaymanthegreat, March 4, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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