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For bathroom time, don't forget the TP --now with a rush of cherry flavor!
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A lack of planning on your end does not constitute an emergency on mine, God.
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The best thing about telling the truth is you don't have to remember what you said. The best thing about lying is that chubby you get in your pants.
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"By George! You've done it again, Holmes!" I cried. "Yes, my good Watson," was his reply, "Ten pints in twenty minutes. Tomorrow-- twelve!"
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At this juncture, I felt compelled to slap my good friend, Sherlock Holmes, about the face, crying, "Your mother's elementary!"
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German chocolate, Swedish Fish, Dutch cannabis... dems be my sex moves.
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When making love to a large albino Albania woman, be sure to keep your fondue pot clean.
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Language is the greatest achievement of human reason. Fart, twerk, goobers.
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When placing a rhino in a choke-hold, be sure to pivot your hips to the left for maximum orgasm.
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...aaaaaaand the phrase is caught! Betcha didn't see that one coming.
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This bird of mine be moltin'/ To the tunes of Michael Bolton/ And it may be rather joltin' / But it's a totally acceptable practice.
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Late at night at can still hear her voice, full of longing, whispering "How much longer? I really need to pee."
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Getting scratched by a cat resulting in an infection and temperature of 104 is not as fun as the song suggests.
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If I had the time, I'd give every one of you a kiss on the bum, grammy-style!
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I'm a bit of a peeping Tom, but only with guys named Tom, so it cancels itself out.
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Space pants are just like regular pants only in space!
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Mommy! Teddy ate my popsicle! I demand Spartan justice!
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He jumped out screaming "Boo!" But the joke's on him, 'cause that's not my name!
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Lights twinkle, children laugh, and carolers sing. And I can watch it all in my underwear on my 52" flat screen.
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Silver bells, golden trumpets, brass horns, and a pink kazoo. Holiday music 101.
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