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A lack of planning on your end does not constitute an emergency on mine, God.
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If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree --the tree wins.
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What say you, brothers? Shall we give up like a band of loggerhead wastrels? Or shall we stand, proud as men have ever stood, and fight...
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I hear distant sound of hot jazz floating across the night and through the window..,
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To be grateful and repay kindness—this is first; to benefit others is to benefit ourselves. So gimme dat twinkie!
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Here she comes, full of grace. She'll eat the cheese, make no mistake!
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Four time champion, five time chump, but six times a week the old boy takes a dump.
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A good man once said, "Believe in yourself and all dreams are possible." He was immediately eaten by a shark. You made it, Stanley, you made it.
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Warm buns, juicy beef, special sauce... dems be my dance moves.
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When taking a hot yoga class, remember to free your mind-- not your ding-a-ling.
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If you got a lot of toilet paper, you probably don't need more.
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Sweet as she may be, the Giving Tree must have suffered from some deep psychological trauma.
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You snack my butt, I smack your butt. Justice is balance.
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Love is in the air, or at least it has been ever since I started carrying this open container of paint under my face.
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Bros before hoes, unless they're schmoes. That's how it goes as any bro knows.
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Let us thank Lee de Forest for creating something he didn't understand that allows us to share our words today.
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And lo, an angel of the Lord came and said "Who wanna eat these yum-yums?!" And it was good.
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Putting the Comedy Bang Bang in Comedy Bang Bang...
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Of all the days of the year, this certainly is one of them.
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Stan, Jan, and Dan left Rick out of their plan... for obvious reasons.
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Why hasn't anyone ever asked the good boys what they would do if the cops came for them?
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Two heads may be better than one, but my ex preferred taking three at a time.
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