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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. But the monument his subjects built ain't so great. I mean... they're blind for pete's sake.
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I put blinders on my horse, but then had to train a dog to guide him.
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It's the holiday season with a whoop-de-do and hickory dock and giggle-biddles and silent tears.
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Don't cry over split milk, rejoice because the milk truly lived.
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You may be six degrees from Kevin Bacon, but we're all just one degree from the icy grip of death.
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In the twilight of our years, may the children see that we were really raccoons all along.
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When everyone else stands to dance, be sure you're already on the floor flopping like a rainbow trout.
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When the scotch touches your lips... bat him away the declare your love for England.
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It is undeniable that beeswax makes a soufflé absolutely inedible.
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I told her everything tastes better fried in bacon grease, but my burnt peen remained untasted.
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I always thought an eclair was just an electronic version of my ex-girlfriend.
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Celestial objects born of eternal fusion bend space & time in an ever-expanding universe & you wanna talk about our crippling debt? Set priorities.
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Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow are all the same day.
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I like my sparkles, don't get me wrong. But keep your goddamn glitter away from me!
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I don't want to say I'm scared of Death, but I'm pretty sure he's standing right over my shoulder, so I will.
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Bros before hoes, unless they're schmoes. That's how it goes as any bro knows.
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Of all the days of the year, this certainly is one of them.
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Why hasn't anyone ever asked the good boys what they would do if the cops came for them?
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Well cover me in powdered sugar and call me a Danish!
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In the end, all those tacos will never fill the hole that she left. Unless it was a taco hole.
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She had a one-night stand with a one-man band, satisfying her one-thing gland.
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A special thanks to our sponsor Leesa Mattresses and a very special thanks to jaymanthegreat for saving us from bringing them up organically.
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This beautiful season of the year makes me want to aggressively play the tuba.
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Phillip fellates fece-filled felines. It's disgusting but alliterative.
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They called me a shrimp in high school. But jokes on them, my neighbor Jake loves the taste of shrimp!
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