jaymanthegreat
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All things must come to an end. You could make an orgasim joke about that if you want, but it'd be pretty hacky.
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Like most men on the go, I appreciate a DEET-filled bug repellent on my tush.
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Celestial objects born of eternal fusion bend space & time in an ever-expanding universe & you wanna talk about our crippling debt? Set priorities.
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At this juncture, I felt compelled to slap my good friend, Sherlock Holmes, about the face, crying, "Your mother's elementary!"
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Saying you want sock puppets is different than saying you want TO sock puppets.
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The sight of a 400 lb walrus is arousing to other walruses.
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Tweet the tweet, I pray thee, trippingly on the thumbs.
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You snack my butt, I smack your butt. Justice is balance.
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My greatest rival is myself... And stairs. I hate walking up stairs.
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Yellow, Brown, Dijon, Honey... If you must turd, make sure it's mustard!
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Call in the cheeseburger brigade! And bring forth the bacon squadron for support! The time for lunch hath come!
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My fire-type Pokémon can beat your ice-type Pokémon! All the kids from the late nineties know what I'm talking about!
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Hey baby, let me be James Blunt with you and start by say you're beautiful.
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Shakespeare called porcupines porpintines. Friggin' idiot.
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Whose Woods these are, I think I know... Mainly because of that sign that says, "These be Ted's Woods."
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Well cover me in powdered sugar and call me a Danish!
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Hark! The trumpet sounds forth the call! Make ready the pandas of war!
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I got my fog machine, black lights, and glow-spray. Let's do this, Grandma.
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My crib be so huge I need to turn on phone's location settings just to find a toilet.
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The kids made fun of Ricky, for he couldn't climb the rope in gym class. If only he told them he was a fish and had no hands. Or feet. And was dead.
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I just met a girl named Maria, which California is in no way difficult to do.
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This year I'm making a Jane-O'-Lantern because I prefer using a serrated blade to carve ladies' faces, not dudes'. #NoHomo
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Every time a little boy toots, a kitty has an aneurism. That's what Daddy says.
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Hey Giving Tree! Why don't you make that boy of yours earn his apples instead giving him a freaking handout!
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