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Today, tonight, tomorrow, to life, l'chaim, la cage, la bomba, bombs away, awake, wake up, morning, today.
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I don't think it's fair that other people in the world can eat crullers too.
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"I cannot help but love you," she whispered into my ear. Then the two walked into the sunset, leaving me alone and with significant hearing loss.
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There was a time once that I could never eat eight reubens in a single setting. And now, I still can't!
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This bird of mine be moltin'/ To the tunes of Michael Bolton/ And it may be rather joltin' / But it's a totally acceptable practice.
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Always remember, the sight of a 400 lb walrus is arousing to other walruses.
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I'm not a member of the Turkey Club, but no one questions me when I order their special sandwich.
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Seltzer water? No thanks. Seltzer milk. Seltzer. Milk.
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There's an actual TV drama called "Secrets and Lies"? I bet its followed by that new sitcom, "Misunderstandings and Overreactions".
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Come to think of it, all Mexican coke is better than American coke.
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Mommy! Teddy ate my popsicle! I demand Spartan justice!
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To the stars, I say! To the stars! Let us touch ourselves to the stars!
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Phillip fellates fece-filled felines. It's disgusting but alliterative.
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Get out there and live your life. But don't die, that would defeat the purpose of my first statement.
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Pappy always said, "Don't lick it unless you mean it."
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Sweet is the sound of my lover's moan. Must have been bitten by a choco-beast.
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Squeeze to see if it's ripe, check for bruises on its flesh, then let it go. It's too good for you.
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Space pants are just like regular pants only in space!
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A lack of planning on your end does not constitute an emergency on mine, God.
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Time is every where, stretching across all of space, from the farthest stars to right up your pee-hole.
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I love my life, but I'd never say anything. I don't want to ruin what we have.
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Enough with this phoney war on drugs! Let's have a real war, on drugs!
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Hope springs eternal in the human breast. It's called momma milk and me likes it!
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Bros before hoes, unless they're schmoes. That's how it goes as any bro knows.
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Oh no! The Cheese Baron's got my girl! I camenbert it!
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