jaymanthegreat
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Dr. Watson wasn't a doctor nor the son of a man named Wat.
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Time can pass, gas can pass, people pass too. And yet the Time Gas People of my native planet stay still.
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She had a one-night stand with a one-man band, satisfying her one-thing gland.
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Even the most fruitful endeavor is lacking in vegetables, grains, and proteins.
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At this juncture I felt inclined to slap my friend, Sherlock Holmes, across the face, stating, "Your mother's elementary!"
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Popping-Cherry Blumpkins, that is what they use to call me. Now I am Popping-Zits Santorum.
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You can candy coat it all you want, but I ain't ever eating your baloney.
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Sweet love songs fill the room, but my baby gots no ears.
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You can pick plums, pick a guitar, or pick out the right tie for the occasion, but no one's ever gonna call you Pickie.
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Sometimes my boogers taste like garlic. Not that I eat them. I just assume.
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My mother told me people will lie to get attention and seem interesting. But I was still thinking about her alien abduction story.
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Her lips said no and so did her eyes. Good thing too, those talking eyes were creepy.
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Death was at my door, but I was in the shower. The note he left was poorly written.
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Excuse me, sir, but I believe my pickled plums make your argument invalid.
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Nothing can ever put you down if you're more like Patty, because Patty doesn't exist!
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Time was you saw a man dancing in the street with a bottle in his hand, you could just run up and tickle him! But now you gotta file a form first.
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Suggested by my six-year-old daughter: Super Pooper Looper Snooper
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Double-Bacon Ranch Asiago Supreme Deluxe with 100% real beef. That's what the ladies call it anyway.
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Our foe has been vanquished! Let us feast on his cookies-and-cream flesh!
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Batman would do better with the ladies if his post-coital ritual wasn't to drop to their knees and cry "Mommy I miss you!"
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If dinosaurs are so cool, why don't you ever see them driving fancy cars to fancy bars?
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Easy come, easy go. Easy come back, you forgot your mittens!
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