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I swear, that apple got those bruises falling out of a bag.
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My extra-sensitive toothpaste gets upset when I use other toothpastes.
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Love is in the air, or at least it has been ever since I started carrying this open container of paint under my face.
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He jumped out screaming "Boo!" But the joke's on him, 'cause that's not my name!
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Do you hear the people sing? Because there are no people around. I suggest seeking out the nearest mental health professional.
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I'm a bit of a peeping Tom, but only with guys named Tom, so it cancels itself out.
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In the end, all those tacos will never fill the hole that she left. Unless it was a taco hole.
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I put my little guy in a swiss cheese hole, in a swiss cheese hole. I put my little guy in a swiss cheese hole just in time for lunch!
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Hey kids! Remember, if you really want to be super cool, just forget to wear a jacket!
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In a child's laughter, I too find joy. In a kitten's purr, I too find comfort. In the song of a bird, I too find orgasmic delight.
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It is undeniable that beeswax makes a soufflé absolutely inedible.
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What say you, brothers? Shall we give up like a band of loggerhead wastrels? Or shall we stand, proud as men have ever stood, and fight...
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I do everything like a boss, in that I pay someone else to do them.
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I have a fetish for staring at my own flaccid penis. It's kinda hard.
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Coco Fudge, Majestic Maple, Midsummer Flame... those are either paint colors or what the ladies called me in college.
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Let us thank Lee de Forest for creating something he didn't understand that allows us to share our words today.
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All that rapping and tapping at my chamber door has got me movin' and a-grovin' forevermore!
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I tried to force feed my cat, but my Jedi powers failed me.
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When it come to windmills, I'm a big fan and so are they!
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Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup.
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Let the world take note... I am not wearing pants. Ok, I'm wearing pants.
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I don't want to say I'm scared of Death, but I'm pretty sure he's standing right over my shoulder, so I will.
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Good news, Joe is slowly crawling back to life and I be bum-humpin' chunkies to the grave!
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I need twenty stout young men to man a vessel that shall transport twenty-five tons of ice to the tropics! 'Twill be a pretty cool trip!
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