jaymanthegreat
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The Duke of Earl may have married the Mississippi Queen and took the Country Road to Sweet Home Chicago, but he'll be California Dreamin' 'til Another One Bites the Dust.
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Love me or hate me, review and rate me, spur me or date me, spare or implicate me, you're never gonna stop my nonsense rhymes.
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I never had a sandwich I didn't fall in love with before consuming.
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Put on your fancy pants, buddy, its time to feel superior.
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Dean Koontz sold a book titled "Odd Thomas," but no one wants to buy my book, "Stupid-Ass Dean."
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I know what you would have from me and in my heart, I do admit, it is my desire to give it you, yet it cannot be so, for I already ate it.
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E-cigarettes, E-trading, 'E don't know nuffin' no more, gov'ner!
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I've seen your flag on the marble arch, but love is not a victory march, it's a guy named Steve who just needs a ride into town, please.
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Listen lady, I don't know who you are or how we got into this mess, but that is not my son and a hotdog is not a sandwich!
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An eye for and eye is a terrible example of bartering.
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Tweet the tweet, I pray thee, trippingly with the thumbs
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Today is the first day I realised I'd know the phrase, "Today is the first day of the rest of my life," for the rest of my life.
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The problem with the world today is that politicians are politicians and not tacos.
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Don't play with babies that suffer from rabies, or are riddled with scabies, or are sweet with the ladies.
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Tweet the tweet, I pray thee, trippingly with the thumbs.
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Tomorrow only knows. Yesterday only feels. Today only gets in my way!
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Forward, me lads! Let us ride into the dawn with these gerbils firmly up our behinds!
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I have seen a beautiful future, where all humankind live in harmony and love. But you couldn't find a Snickers bar anywhere, so screw that.
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Sometimes I think everyone is out to get me, but its really just Jason Voorhees.
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Two times two equals equals that little flag shaped number. 'Merica education is number straight line!
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I've seen things you'd never believe! Though you have lived your whole life in an underground cave, sooo........
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There was no love lost between them, thanks in no small part to their biologically engineered, eagle-like, super eyes.
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We will not be defeated! Knock any of us down, and we will rise back up! Except for Tim, he's got this inner-ear thing...
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