jaymanthegreat
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Rarely are radiators reused to wrongly reduce radishes from ravishing raids.
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You bring the heat, I'll bring the sizzle. My mom will bring sugar cookies.
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Rodney! Rodney, come back! Is it something I said or this alligator carcass?
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A special thanks to our sponsor Leesa Mattresses and a very special thanks to jaymanthegreat for saving us from bringing them up organically.
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Me and my baby are pulling out the candles and massage oil and packing them up so I can move out and be done with her.
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If all your friends jumped off a bridge, then you probably weren't very supportive of them.
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She was a sultry dame. He was a dark and brooding lothario. Now they run the bicycle shop on Cedar Street.
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Stand back, ye demons and serpents of sin! Im sorry there's only one stall, but I had burrito for lunch.
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Temptation. Lust. Passion. Sprinkles. These are my four dogs.
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First, do no harm. Second, that's silver. Third is my favorite base. See! I know numbers real good.
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I'm not looking for a Love Boat, I just want a canoe with no strings attached.
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Bill Nye the Science Guy is not a real scientist, but I can assure you he's all man.
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First I was afraid, but then I was hungry. I will survive, thanks to cannibalism.
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Sweet cheese, Martha. Nice sauce, Rodger. Once Paul shows up with the sausage, I'll get my dough on.
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Sweet cheese, Martha. Nice sauce, Rodger. Once Paul shows up with the sausage, I'll get my dough on.
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Now son, you see, a bird fucks a bee and daddy films it and sells it on the internet.
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If small is big and big is absolute, then I suggest fighting the mongoose and flipping 2+ burgers.
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In my life I have loved & been loved, found peace & created my own, but nothing my boy has brought me more joy than an ice cold can of Hawaiian Punch.
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Behold! I bring you muddy mortals FIRE that you might know its power to create and destroy (and to light up a bowl of kush, dawg!)
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Bop it, pull it, eat it, squoosh it, stroke it, poke it, feel it, love it, by it a meal. In that order.
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The only thing I have in common with cats is that we both enjoy cleaning our buttholes in public.
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Softly she sighs by the bubbling stream, "I wonder what John Ratzenburger is up too."
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Going to hell for pulling a tooth? You've been dental-damned!
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