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When placing a rhino in a choke-hold, be sure to pivot your hips to the left for maximum orgasm.
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Eat it, Sit on it, just don't smear it on your face.
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Eat the cheese, don't eat the cheese; either way the cows have lost.
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When going out to find yourself remember to bring a fresh pair of undies.
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Here is my catchphrase/It is also a haiku/Refrigerator
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Ben Franklin said, "If passion drives, let reason hold the reins." Ben Franklin was a horse.
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The road to hell is paved with good intentions. And clown noses, lots and lots of clown noses.
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Wash. Rinse. Repeat. Reduce. Reuse. Recycle. Revenge!
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To be grateful and repay kindness—this is first; to benefit others is to benefit ourselves. So gimme dat twinkie!
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When making love to a large albino Albania woman, be sure to keep your fondue pot clean.
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Warm buns, juicy beef, special sauce... dems be my dance moves.
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I could have been an astronaut, but then I broke bread with you people. Think on that knowledge.
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Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow are all the same day.
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A professional does it for money, an amateur does it for the experience, I just don't do it at all.
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If you got a lot of toilet paper, you probably don't need more.
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The best thing about telling the truth is you don't have to remember what you said. The best thing about lying is that chubby you get in your pants.
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I delight in awkward orgasm noises. My friend Ted's are the best.
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I'll give you a henna tattoo for free. But not your leg, no jiggly places.
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I put blinders on my horse, but then had to train a dog to guide him.
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Here she comes, full of grace. She'll eat the cheese, make no mistake!
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