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Putting the Comedy Bang Bang in Comedy Bang Bang...
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She had a one-night stand with a one-man band, satisfying her one-thing gland.
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A special thanks to our sponsor Leesa Mattresses and a very special thanks to jaymanthegreat for saving us from bringing them up organically.
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Phillip fellates fece-filled felines. It's disgusting but alliterative.
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They called me a shrimp in high school. But jokes on them, my neighbor Jake loves the taste of shrimp!
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"By Jove, you've done it again, Holmes!" I cried. "Yes, Watson, 6 Twinkies in a single hour!"
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I'm not a member of the Turkey Club, but no one questions me when I order their special sandwich.
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Two heads may be better than one, but my ex preferred taking three at a time.
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I have looked beyond the stars and past the reaches of time, and still all I want is more gravy.
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Pappy always said, "Don't lick it unless you mean it."
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Coco Fudge, Majestic Maple, Midsummer Flame... those are either paint colors or what the ladies called me in college.
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Don't fear what others will say, fear alligators. Deadly, deadly alligators.
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I put blinders on my horse, but then had to train a dog to guide him.
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It's the holiday season with a whoop-de-do and hickory dock and giggle-biddles and silent tears.
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Urrr.... all I'm trying to say is fluffernutter, but all I can say nutterfluffer. Wait... nope, can't say it.
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They say every person started as a glint in their daddy's eye, but my father has no eyes. I must be a phoenix.
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Batman would do better with the ladies if his post-coital ritual wasn't to drop to their knees and cry "Mommy I miss you!"
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Do not cry over spilled milk, but rejoice that the milk truly lived.
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Like most men on the go, I appreciate a DEET-filled bug repellent on my tush.
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It is undeniable that beeswax makes a soufflé absolutely inedible.
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You're just too good to be true, therefore I can't trust anything I consider to be a reality.
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Our foe has been vanquished! Let us feast on his cookies-and-cream flesh!
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I'm pretty sure sex is just an excuse for guys to ejaculate.
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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. But the monument his subjects built ain't so great. I mean... they're blind for pete's sake.
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