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Seltzer water? No thanks. Seltzer milk. Seltzer. Milk.
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Don't cry over split milk, rejoice because the milk truly lived.
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There was a time once when people only cared about one thing: the sex. Now everyone's all about sex AND caring for their stupid families. Lame-Os!
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Double-Bacon Ranch Asiago Supreme Deluxe with 100% real beef. That's what the ladies call it anyway.
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When everyone else stands to dance, be sure you're already on the floor flopping like a rainbow trout.
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When the scotch touches your lips... bat him away the declare your love for England.
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In the twilight of our years, may the children see that we were really raccoons all along.
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You may be six degrees from Kevin Bacon, but we're all just one degree from the icy grip of death.
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My greatest rival is myself... And stairs. I hate walking up stairs.
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I like my sparkles, don't get me wrong. But keep your goddamn glitter away from me!
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Saying you want sock puppets is different than saying you want TO sock puppets.
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Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow are all the same day.
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I saw a piece of gum on the street, followed my mother's advice, and didn't eat it.
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Always remember, the sight of a 400 lb walrus is arousing to other walruses.
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I always thought an eclair was just an electronic version of my ex-girlfriend.
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One box of Mac n Cheese never seems like enough, but two boxes is waaay too much.
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There's an actual TV drama called "Secrets and Lies"? I bet its followed by that new sitcom, "Misunderstandings and Overreactions".
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In the end, all those tacos will never fill the hole that she left. Unless it was a taco hole.
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This beautiful season of the year makes me want to aggressively play the tuba.
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You can pick plums, pick a guitar, or pick out the right tie for the occasion, but no one's ever gonna call you Pickie.
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My computer keeps telling me to login. I've sung Highway to the Danger Zone, Footloose, and the entirety of Return to Pooh Corner and still nothing!
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I put my little guy in a swiss cheese hole, in a swiss cheese hole. I put my little guy in a swiss cheese hole just in time for lunch!
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Paul never sleeps. Paul never eats. Paul sees colors dancing around him. I wanna marry Paul. Paul is dead.
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The road to hell is paved with good intentions. And clown noses, lots and lots of clown noses.
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There's a little place I know where the going is sweet and the sweeties are go. #tacoma
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