Sark-"It's a group of dwarves and a strange dwarf/wolf hybrid"
Trondor-"we walled it off, because of an... infestation"
Trondor-"strange, this city populated by ratmen wasnt here when we walled off this section of mine"
Trondor-"strange, these tunnels werent here before. the ratmen must know how to make tunnels"
Trondor-"More of an infection, or a disease than an infestation"
Sark-"on the back of the tapestry a message is scrawled "dont get bitten"heeeehehehe"
Sarah-"did any of us get bitten?"
Ken-"well we were swimming in a swarm of rats"
Sark-hehehehehehe... youre all scared. i love to make my friends scared"
Sark-"there's a big explosion. heheh take tons of damage. heheheh"
Sark-"there's a bigger explosion. heheh take tons of damage. heheheh. i love making my friends sad."
Sark-"there's another huge explosion. heheh take tons of damage. heheheh"
Sark-"there's explosion that's a thousand times bigger than the last one. heheh take tons of damage. heheheh... you're all dead! hehehe"
Everyone -"shitty DM!"
Brian- cries. sobbing, calls wife from car.
Sark-"go home. don't throw away your character sheets!" See you next week listeners!
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