Episode 73 — Space Ship Attack

[Episode 73 — Space Ship Attack]

Thanks for the epic journey, Sark!

I'll miss not retching over my keyboard as you describe necromantic atrocities.

 

on the up side, I can't wait for the pantheon of villains shamelessly modeled on dead comedians and 70's television characters.

[Episode 66 — A New Awakening]

Waiting for this episode was like waiting for Christmas!

Thanks Sark, you got me exactly what I wanted!

[Episode 65 — The Cavern Explosion]

not smug at all, Uncle D.

 

love every second of this podcast.

Sark is a great DM.

 

maybe I'm mistaken about where he's going with this, but if not then he did plenty of foreshadowing(and more than enough misdirection).

I have a notion that next episode Brian's deep sadness will be inverted to a wailing 5hourenergy fueled high.

 

well played Mr Sark. well played.

[Episode 65 — The Cavern Explosion]

Sark-"It's a group of dwarves and a strange dwarf/wolf hybrid"

 

Trondor-"we walled it off, because of an... infestation"

 

Trondor-"strange, this city populated by ratmen wasnt here when we walled off this section of mine"

 

Trondor-"strange, these tunnels werent here before. the ratmen must know how to make tunnels"

 

Trondor-"More of an infection, or a disease than an infestation"

 

Sark-"on the back of the tapestry a message is scrawled "dont get bitten"heeeehehehe"

Sarah-"did any of us get bitten?"

Sark-"heheheheheheheheh..."

Ken-"well we were swimming in a swarm of rats"

Sark-hehehehehehe... youre all scared. i love to make my friends scared"

 

Sark-"there's a big explosion. heheh take tons of damage. heheheh"

Jerry-"shitty DM"

Sark-"there's a bigger explosion. heheh take tons of damage. heheheh. i love making my friends sad."

Ken-"shitty DM"

Sark-"there's another huge explosion. heheh take tons of damage. heheheh"

Brian-"shitty DM"

Sark-"there's explosion that's a thousand times bigger than the last one. heheh take tons of damage. heheheh... you're all dead! hehehe"

Everyone -"shitty DM!"

Brian- cries. sobbing, calls wife from car.

Sark-"go home. don't throw away your character sheets!" See you next week listeners!

 

Forum- "SHITTY DM" "SHITTY PLAYERS" "WE LOVE THIS PODCAST!"