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This is a damn nice cat.

They'll do another one I bet. They love us. I could hear the joy in their voices as they berated Chanson, and got frustrated with me for wanting them to say I keep them relevant with my cool Christmas music, and yelled in horror at the voices of 7-8 20-something men, and especially when Sean said "Yeah, no fucking shit, dude!" They enjoyed this as much as we did. I bet they are thinking about us right now as they sip their cocktails in Tulum or Cancun or some other Mexican beach. Demi Moore just walked by with a few of her kids and waved hi to Sean and Hayes, but they didn't even notice because they were daydreaming about hanging out with us. Demi feels snubbed, but it wouldn't be the first time that S+H ignored Demi.

Yes, exactly like it. We need to even change our names. I'll be Kristy. Yeah, that's some master editing work by Brett Morris.

I grew up in Tucson, but went to ASU for my undergrad. I lived in the Phoenix area for about 10 years and all my family's still there.

By the way, I loved this episode. I'm now a believer in call-in episodes. Everyone who called was a great stimulus for the fellas to make funnies. And Andy did a great job. I loved saying hi to him. Brett was cool and smart and powerful. I was giggling the entire time I spoke with the fellas so I didn't hear everything they said. Salad Jesse Raphael and I are in the messy exit club together.

Grant, I like your trombone language. Where in AZ do you live?

Oh Viggo loved that horse, don't you know. It usually takes Viggy a while to get out of character, sometimes more than a year. So after shooting wrapped, he kept trying to sneak into TJ's stables (TJ is the horse that played Hidalgo). Finally after being arrested 4-5 times, TJ put a retraining order on my Viggy, which was just heartbreaking. But after he started shooting his next film, he forgot all about horses and got super into gun violence.

PS - I woke up this morning already out of likes. What!? The system is against my likefullness.

Gang, I have a confession to make...Hayes and Sean guessed correctly. I am really Viggo Mortensen's mom. He is such a hip young man, and a real comedy nerd, so he listens to this podcast and got me into it. He exposes me to so much fun pop culture stuff. When he was married to Exene, we used to listen to the punk rock music all the time and I just loved it. I was so sad when they split up. My grandson, Henry is such a little cool guy too. Feel free to call me Mrs. Mortensen from now on. By the way, here's a little secret scoop for all of my forum pals: My convo was edited a bit because we got real political at one point. H+S asked me about Arizona politics and I mentioned that Arizona should just open the borders and stop trying to keep Mexicans out. Anyway, I'm glad they edited that out. It was not at all funny.

Thanks, Joe "Cool" McGurl (you know...like Snoopy). She is a pretty cool cat. And when I typed "Cool" in your name she meowed so I think she agrees (she's looking at my laptop right now).

Thanks, Chanson. Maude appreciates it. Dreidel's lucky to have you. I'm glad she didn't leave when Hayes and Sean told her to.

Oh no! Your poor cousin's cat! That must have been so scary. What a horrible water trash neighbor! Haha! She is a little old suicidal lady. We named her after Harold and Maude and it seems like she's living up to her name (although she hasn't slept with any young male cats recently). I'm not sure that it's pancreatitis that's causing the problem. She's definitely nauseated (she gags a little when she smells food), but the anti-nausea medicine they gave us hasn't changed anything. I'll ask the vet about her teeth and hemobartonella. Hyperthyroidism is supposed to make cats eat more...so this is definitely a curious situation.

Thanks, Valerie. This is Maude. She's 12 years old and she is an adorable little lover. She is in no way graceful. She forces herself on you and will yell at you if you are not petting her (i.e., kinda rapey). She sleeps on my pillow next to my head or on my chest every night. We found out on Friday that she has hyperthyroidism and pancreatitis, which is making her nauseous so she doesn't want to eat. Her not eating is giving her liver problems. So we are giving her meds and essentially force feeding her every 4-5 hours. If she doesn't start eating on her own soon, we may have to hospitalize her. And here's Maude listening to the vet giving her bad news. EDIT: Just in case you were wondering: Some of Maude's nicknames are Miss Maudie Atkinson, Maude the Bod, Maudie too hotty, Maudre, Pumpkin.

^You are amazing!

She never actually said "why me." She just said why and the media blew the "why me" thing way out of proportion. Or that's how I remember it anyway.

Hi guys. I had a rough weekend. Sick kitty. Many vet visits. Anyway, just wanted to say I love your songs, Valerie. Gaston was one of my faves when I was a kid and your version was incredible!

Damn, VB. I've been out of likes for so long. I would like the shit out of your post if I could. Your last line about Sean killed me.

This makes me so sad. Poor little Sean.

Those 'stards sound amazing. I love hearing everyone getting excited about their gifts. Very sweet episode.

Gabe, how is your jesus year treating you? I just entered my 33rd year last week and I'm nervous but excited about it.

Is this street and town named after our Hayes? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PoF9WBbfYw

Grant, your cat is adorable.

Agata and July, great podcast. When's the next ep gonna drop? Brgrho, happy birthday! Have fun in LA! Report back about the adventures you had.

Andrew, was your D in the Grand Canyon? That's my old stomping ground...kind of. I grew up in Arizona. EDIT: Oh wait, is that Moab? And I'm sorry to hear about your dog. Here's to Alice!

Good idea, VB. Ok. I'll start. Prepare your jaws for dropping... Name: Anastasia Age: 33 Relationship status: Married Facebook Link: No Facebook, but you can look at my cat photos on instagram. Sean or Hayes? Hayes....but also Sean too. Do you have a cat? 2 cats Can I see your D (dad)?