Episode 70 — Seth Morris, Our Close Employee

[Episode 70 — Seth Morris, Our Close Employee]

 

Have you noticed that every guy on the show is a fucking asshole? They have Max Medina, Dean, Jess, Luke, etc. lash out and say unforgivable things, but then we're still supposed to like them?

 

I agree with everything you said except there was one guy who was nice: Dave Rygalski. But then he moved to California and ruined everything.

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Besser makes improv seem so badass.

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I am a huge fan of Zizek's Pervert's Guide to Cinema, because he is a huge muppet. Of course, James Adomian did a spot on impression. I would love to hear him debate with the real Zizek....and Herzog with the real Herzog. My brain would explode with joy.

 

 

EDIT: This is my favorite part of Pervert's Guide to Cinema:

 

 

I love when Zizek wants to fuck Mitch.

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Ugh....I'm getting motion sickness.

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Clem D? Bozos....is this a Freudian slip and you think Sean is your D?

 

I understand, man. In 6th grade I called my teacher mom. I got laughed at for the rest of the day....but what can I say, she was motherly.

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Weird....I also had an idea for an HH intro bit:

 

So I was talking to Joe...McGurl, and he was like "I'm the number one handsome boy." And I said, "I'm sure you are but I was asking if you made these eggrolls." He just laughed at me with his mouth wide open, but still making eye contact, so I shoved an eggroll in his mouth. He started eating it and was like "Oh yeah, these are good eggrolls. I wonder who made them." And I got furious because I was like "Yeah, that's what I was asking you in the first place." Then he started making out with Kate Upton, so I just left. Frankly, it grossed me out. There was eggroll everywhere.

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It's a good thing I don't have a [REDACTED] to listen to to this podcast with because they would leave me after how much I bus' up like a little girl.

 

In a good relationship, the [redacted] would be bussin' up right there with you. Those who buss together, stay together.

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PS Thinking of getting an avatar, what are the pros/cons of that?

 

All pros no cons.

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Was there a hangout last night? Was Can't Buy Me Love discussed?

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If there was anyone I thought would have used a pencil it would have been you Dixon

 

Wouldn't that be some sort of writing cannibalism?

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Also is it a scoop that Sean is writing for an Evil Dead tv show?

 

It was not a scoop for me, Tim, and Veebs and those folks in the hangout that we told. But I haven't found Sean's name connected with this project anywhere else online.

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My claim to fame: I gave Howard a pen and he gave me a Springsteen rock. This episode was so fun. Jason Ritter is great. Kulap, Howard, and Stard are so funny. I loved when Stard mentioned that JFK wanted to go to the moon. Howard's response to that was golden.

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I have some bad news, gang. I can't hangout tonight. You will need to discuss Can't Buy Me Love and/or Love Don't Cost a Thing without me. I apologize. I urge you to do a Hangout On Air and record it, but I also know that this probably won't happen. I love you all. Goodbye.

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Gryzzl me this ......

 

Which host of HH was a guest on the Gilmore Guys podcast yesterday .... https://itunes.apple...d923957904?mt=2

 

This makes me like Sean even more....which I didn't think was possible, but apparently it is. I grew to love Gilmore Girls in the same way he did.

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I legitimately bought the GOTG soundtrack after this ep.

 

It's actually a really good soundtrack. I completely understand why the fellas are so jazzed about it.

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My notes for this episode (Brandon is sort of biting my style with the numbered list, but I will let it slide):

1. Sam's pizza sauce, no photo

2. Earwolfman Jack doesn't sound so good. His nephew Sean may want to get him some help.

3. * Empty cup or cup of thumb tacks ** Water *** Cup of bugs **** Weak cup of coffee

4. S + H are just two smart cool funny guys being nice and making this show

5. Satire is not lazy but repeatedly saying 'satire is lazy' is, in fact, lazy.

6. I actually said in my card that greggy never received the pro version although he has paid in full.

7. Speaking of epaulets and a Prussian general's hat...

8. I love it when Sean sings and I wish to hear more of it. He's like a song bird crossed with an angel.

9. I'm a glutton for punishment and so I'm sending more mail soon.

10. Shingle? Spine herpes?

11. Hayes always has dry shampoo in a Nalgene.

12. Seth starts talking about ghosts and Hayes just quietly says "no." before beep.

 

Good ep.

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Mentioning George Orwell's Think Different book and giving Chefszki (whose avatar is an 80's Bill Gates) the pro version both really go along with Hayes' (Hayes's) new look.

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I really enjoyed the Hollywood Hangout last night. You all are amazing and I want to hug you all and give you sandwiches.

As Andrew mentioned there was a good mix of physical and emotional pain last night. I didn't share much so next time I promise to bring at least one item of emotional pain and one item of physical pain.

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• I liked Chanson's dog and Anastasia's cat and Asteck's sandwich.
  

 

I liked your street lights and window.

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i was trying to make staz her nickname but it wouldnt stick

 

Keep it up greggy. I like that.

 

PS - I'm not that into being called Stasi, because then I will feel compelled to keep tabs on all of you and report you to Shannon on the reg.

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Why is it that Sam can't drink tomato sauce, but Sean can drink green tomato sauce? I'm on your side, Sam.

 

Also, I love Hayes' (or Hayes's, we never debated which is correct) look. He is wearing IBM's throwback fashions. This outfit is called 70's Programmer:

 

 

Very handsome. (I'm not being sarcastic.)

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Great quote from Jacob "Oh then I haven't seen The Wire. I saw Hairspray. I always get those two confused."

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My greatest hope is that Bruce can join our hangout.

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Ok. I'm just going to start a hang out right now. Who's in?

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Hangout tomorrow at 7pm for those people who watched can't buy me love. Then we can talk about our pain at 8pm. Or do y'all want to talk about our pain tonight?