Episode 68 — Erin Gibson, Our Close Friend

[Episode 68 — Erin Gibson, Our Close Friend]

I probably won't be able to do a hangout but you gotta record that.

 

Yes, we should record this one. Did you watch the movie, Hon? If you did, can you share your notes before the hangout?

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Which one of you lucky ducks is Blake Stuck?

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I'm going on a Tahoe trip this weekend, so maybe I can convince the whole group to watch Private School with me. That wouldn't be too weird, right?

 

You should definitely do this, but be aware that it may cause awkwardness and/or sensual times.

 

PS - Have fun in Tahoe, Tim!

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Blegh, no thanks. I'm a vegetarian*.

 

*Actually, I eat dairy, eggs and seafood. So if it's a hot milk, eggs and fish injection, I'd have to say "Blegh, yes please!"

 

Edit: Also, what insight does your hot beef injecting experience give you about vaccines? Do hot beef injections prevent you from turning into a hot cow? Do they give you "herd immunity?" Holy shit, I just thought of that one and it's very very funny.

 

It prevents hot cow disease*.

 

 

*Like mad cow disease but hotter (meaning sexier [ie, mature cows only]).

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hey anyone want to hangout tonight at like 7pst? i got 2.5 pages of private school notes burning a hole in my notebook and if i watched it for no reason ill be piss

 

I can't hang out tonight. But if you all do, can you please please please record it so I can watch the analysis of Private School?

I wouldn't be able to hangout again until Saturday morning, or maybe Monday night.

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I know a lot about vaccines because I give out hot beef injections all the time. Yowzah!

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Vac, of the Latin vaca, meaning to leave, to vacate, etc. and cine, from the Latin cinema, meaning movies. So is they tryin to tell me leave the movies? Cause I paid for my ticket and it's pretty esspensive and don't even get me started on the popping corn and fountain soda those are, well, they ain't cheap.

 

Damn, KevBoP! You are smart! Pulling out the Latin lover knowledge.

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Wagwan is Jamaican for What's up? or What's going on?

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Feel like a magician revealing his secrets here because they're admittedly mundane, but yes. For you, anything.

 

 

Benedict Roginson (Bruce Reid Robinson)

Garry Hartstoner (Greggy Hockstetler)

Victoria Bruyen (Valerie Bryant)

James Mortimurl (Joe McGurl)

Austen (Asteck)

Joe Cubsy (Jacob C)

Alexandra Gordo (Anastasia Vigo)

Dillon (Dixon)

Herbert Boyle (brgrho)

Sonny Ferguson (Spunky Foonerism)

Alana (Agata)

Ronnie Hog (Rod Aug)

Warren Yoingan (watchayakan)

Edna Rind (Andrew Nye)

Phoenix Ford (Proposition Phil)

Theodore Jernes (takehomejoke)

Miller Smith (Mister Smart)

Solomon (Skizelo)

May Daveries (Mean Detective)

Carson Kesey (Chanson Kinney)

Bob Zosh of Basset Hound (Bozos of Basketball)

Nicole Cage (Nicolas Rage)

Brodie Drylock (brandondryrock a.k.a B-Drizzle Rock)

Haydn Loing (honlads)

Ninja (Zsinjeh)

Tom Turner (#teamtreese)

Max Doonen (mwn)

Elan Portles (espo12)

Brad Leroys (burdrulz)

Roan Reed (RanRan)

Bev Cootchie (devscoots)

Charlotte Marzipan (Charlie Murphy-Brown)

Horse Cooper Short Order (Corpsefucker Shitlord)

Dr. Oscar Puss (OcterDoctopus)

Antoine Knife (Andy Kneis)

Handjob (A.J.)

Seanothan Blorg (showshowbro)

Vincent Ridgardser Amigo (Velvet Revolver and Nico)

Mia Jarmes 71 (matchgame72)

Frasier (Freja)

Mitchel Banks Auftigs (Michael Bay of Pigs)

 

 

Some of these names are crazy tough:

Ronnie Hog

Antoine Knife!

[Episode 68 — Erin Gibson, Our Close Friend]

I was enjoying the last thread so much that I was almost sad that a new episode came out....almost. But then I listened and it was fun and good and it sounded like the boys were having fun.

 

I think the best episodes are when Sean and Hayes seem to be having a really good time.

 

 

PS - Buuuuuuuurn! Prop Phil, how's that Baywatch poster treating you?

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Ok. Maybe I was too hard on TJ. I apologize.

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Has he always been like this? Or is it a new thing?

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Brg, I wish I could like your photos a hundred more times. Veebs, you're tough as hell!

[The Challenge Battle of the Exes 2 Fantasy League]

Ok. I've been watching guys. My one comment is: Is TJ a little....slow?

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I was thinking that Veebs looks like she's in a buddy cop film. She would be back-to-back with her partner.

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Sean's Grace liked our photo with him on facebook.

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Thanks, Veebs. I love you.

 

And yes, Sean was adorable. He was chewing on a toothpick like a cool guy but then said stuff like "What's new with you guys?"

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winking pirate cat

 

This should be a euphemism, right?

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As long as Ross looks anything like his photo in real life, I don't mind being dogfished by him.

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I just got a friend request from Mark Fox. My initial thought was "Who the fuck is Mark Fox!!!!" But then I saw the profile photo of Ross smiling and I thought, "Oh, it's Spunky."

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Gang, your horrible peer pressure has worked: I'm on facebook now. Find me and shower me with your friend requests.

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(plus if He's hanging out with any fans after the show it'd better be The Three Amigos, which is the nickname I just made up for the best friends group of me, Veebs, and Veegs. Joe is a member but unfortunately the name says "Three". This is a misnomer).

 

Much like the Three Musketeers, there are four Three Amigos. Joe is our d'Artagnan.

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You can certainly tell a lot about someone from their handshake. Speaking of which, did Sean go for the traditional up-and-down shake, or did he employ the more trendy side-to-side or forward-and-back approach?

 

He took my hand, tickled my palm with his middle finger, swung our hands side to side, then did the fresh prince/jazzy Jeff slap, snap and pshhh.

[Episode 67 — Jes Macallan, Our Close Friend]

Bozos, I shook Sean's hand. It was firm and the appropriate length of hold. Good and fine and normal. Tim? Did you guys shake?

[Episode 67 — Jes Macallan, Our Close Friend]

My favorite Emo Phillips joke from tonight was: I just got a kitten and he's taught me something that I've always suspected: that my shoelaces are nefarious.

 

Great show.