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"Go ahead, fake my day."

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The Dickens I will.

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I just want underwear that can filter out my shits. Is that too much to ask for?

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I think I've solved Howard's calendar problems. There are approx. 94 days between the first day of summer and the first day of fall. So just make July and August have 47 days each instead of the traditional 31. So June has 20 days and September gets like 8, which is all it really deserves. Problem solved.

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With catchy hooks, linear notes, and backup sinkers?

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