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I try to stay away from sports metaphors because I'm not very good at them.

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- September 2, 2014
Ponce de León was slightly disturbed to find that the segregated Fountain of Youth was labeled WHITES ONLY.

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- September 1, 2014
Vampires suck at necking.

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- August 28, 2014
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Love knows no bounds but aren't boundaries important? I really don't want love getting into the crawlspace.

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- August 26, 2014
A duel? To the death? Then the weapon of choice is mine to make! I choose heroin.

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- August 25, 2014
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I always forget the difference between slander and libel. One slanders gravy over their libel and onions, right?

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- August 21, 2014
Seriously, what else is there to say? This is a farce of farts.

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- August 21, 2014
Look out! That binocular factory is gonna blow!

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- August 19, 2014
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Geography would be a lot easier if it weren't for all those dang foreigners. And all that math and angles.

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- August 16, 2014
My own worst enemy is probably me. My second worst? My twin brother. My third worst? Bronze medals.

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- August 14, 2014
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Country gossip is the same as city gossip except for all the moo talk.

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- August 14, 2014
Gangrene?!? But doctor, I thought you said I was Graham Greene!

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- August 12, 2014
My dick is on disability. It fell from a ladder and busted a nut. Why was it on a ladder? I was trying to get it to come off the roof.

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- August 11, 2014
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You've heard of a blow job, well, this is more of a blow task. If you've got time to lean . . .

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- August 8, 2014
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What can you say about having your tongue fall out? And there ain't a lick of evidence as to how it happened!

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- August 6, 2014
Have you kissed the Barney Stone? Yeah, the purple dinosaur. Yeah, from his purple kidney.

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- August 5, 2014
I once broke the law of unintended consequences and found myself staring down the barrel of monkeys.

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- August 4, 2014
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Spare me your ribs! Skin me your potato! Finger me your chicken!

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- August 3, 2014
I throw my fist into the air as it rises, rises, rises to meet one of those dumb low-flying birds.

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- August 2, 2014
Sitting around the campfire and I have to wonder, is it just a guy in a bear costume?

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- July 5, 2014
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My corkscrew use is spiraling out of control!

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- July 30, 2014
I was born spread eagle and I'll die spread eagle.

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- July 28, 2014
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I was born spread eagle and I'll die spread eagle.

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How much, like a hundo?
- July 29, 2014
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When they say that the police have a perp in custody, is perp short for purple?

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- July 29, 2014
The mayor of Hobotown rules with an iron-deficient fist.

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Everything posted by Dhalgren

I try to stay away from sports metaphors because I'm not very good at them.

Ponce de León was slightly disturbed to find that the segregated Fountain of Youth was labeled WHITES ONLY.

Vampires suck at necking.

Love knows no bounds but aren't boundaries important? I really don't want love getting into the crawlspace.

A duel? To the death? Then the weapon of choice is mine to make! I choose heroin.

I always forget the difference between slander and libel. One slanders gravy over their libel and onions, right?

Seriously, what else is there to say? This is a farce of farts.

Look out! That binocular factory is gonna blow!

Geography would be a lot easier if it weren't for all those dang foreigners. And all that math and angles.

My own worst enemy is probably me. My second worst? My twin brother. My third worst? Bronze medals.

Country gossip is the same as city gossip except for all the moo talk.

Gangrene?!? But doctor, I thought you said I was Graham Greene!

My dick is on disability. It fell from a ladder and busted a nut. Why was it on a ladder? I was trying to get it to come off the roof.

You've heard of a blow job, well, this is more of a blow task. If you've got time to lean . . .

What can you say about having your tongue fall out? And there ain't a lick of evidence as to how it happened!

Have you kissed the Barney Stone? Yeah, the purple dinosaur. Yeah, from his purple kidney.

I once broke the law of unintended consequences and found myself staring down the barrel of monkeys.

Spare me your ribs! Skin me your potato! Finger me your chicken!

I throw my fist into the air as it rises, rises, rises to meet one of those dumb low-flying birds.

Sitting around the campfire and I have to wonder, is it just a guy in a bear costume?

My corkscrew use is spiraling out of control!

I was born spread eagle and I'll die spread eagle.

I was born spread eagle and I'll die spread eagle.

When they say that the police have a perp in custody, is perp short for purple?

The mayor of Hobotown rules with an iron-deficient fist.

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