PatrickMichaelMeyer

I am uncomfortable with these terms. I prefer to rephrase this question as "Hoodies or Crew Necks?" Personally, I'm a boat neck, so I'll have to stay out of this conversation. Please resume.

Michael, I take no offense to this. Just looking to educate. In fact I was crunching the numbers this morning and I think it is more likely that Gargamel's cat OR Smurfette would be getting the Pap-Smear (seen as they're chicks). I once made a joke to a girl that I was really into: When we first met I asked her what she did for work and she told me she managed the front end of a bakery that her family ran...naturally I replied "what would it take to manage your back end?" Nothing sexual or anything, I just really like the smell of fresh baked baguette.

My only thought after this episode is: I wouldn't mind gettin' a good look at Neil Young's "Harvest Moon" myself...if you get my drift... Also hello to Jacob, I'm PatSmear...I'm pretty sure when people mention Papa Smurf getting a Pap-smear they are referring to me. My name says 'provocative' but my posts (while sporadic) scream 'overachiever'. I read literally everyone's post and wait quietly to insert something that will hopefully make you laugh. I keep a pretty lean figger and Joe, I only eat Penne pasta. Cheers! Welcome! update: Papa Smurf getting a Pap-Smear is a physical impossibility btw.

Nope not a typo...Shrimps... like little dudes...sorry maybe I need to be more specific...feast on some little dudes like maybe a Peter Dinklage or a Vern Troyer. Is that better? Clearer?

Is it Shrimpfest right now? Cause if it's Shrimpfest I'd say we could do it at the Red Lobster by my house. We could lay down some Ched. Bay Biz-cuits and just feast on some shrimps...your friend sounds cool so you can invite him. Not his mom though.

A thousand apologies. I guess this means I'll have to be crucified over on greggy's new Jesus podcast. As an aside, I found a .torrent file for the video version of the show. I just needs some codecs and I'll finally be able to see what I've been jerking off to every week.

I didn't buy the Pro Version this week (I'm saving up for when they have Bob Balaban on the show), so I think my bitrate was closer to 128 kbps. I may have misheard Tim's wonderful Popcorn Gallery tune...did he say "Sean and Hayes let the viewers ask the questions"? Tim buddy, are you able to somehow WATCH Hollywood Handbook on a Verizon V-Cast, Macintosh 850, or at an Applebee's or something... or was this merely a misunderstanding due to my excessively poor bitrate?

Why does everything have to come back to skeletons? We always arrive back here...I think we all like being scared...

Milo, You starred in Gilmore Girls with Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel. One of your most infamous scenes that unfortunately hit the cutting room floor was your excessively raunchy love scene with the mother-daughter duo. The scene, which made it's way onto the special features portion of the DVD includes commentary of you explaining that you refused to wear your flesh-toned speedo during the take. My question is: What was it like growing up down the street from Disneyland?

Wait I found it...LOL

I couldn't find the like button on my keyboard so I HAVE to LOL this way. Sorry.

This is exactly how it feels right before your favorite underground band starts getting played 6 times a day on KROQ. Dammit, now The Handbook will be podcasting 5 straight sold-out nights at the Forum and we'll be lucky to hear those fun little stifled laughs over some jagoff behind you cradling his girlfriend in his arms and loudly asking her what "Offer-Only" means! FUCK!

I think his motto should be: Y.O.S.B.O. ....you only solo bolo once...

Dammit! Missed it... Probably would have asked: Anders, can you confirm the rumors that you'll be starring in a new DIY network spinoff of the popular show Holmes on Homes called Holm on Holmes on Homes, where Contractor Mike Holmes will be renovating houses while wearing you in an Native American style papoose like a pale little ginger baby?

Also have you heard that comp called "Mexican Garage Rock! '66" ? Amazing covers of popular rock/psych songs covered by Mexican garage bands in the middle 60's...eh? eh?

Burdy, Two words...Bosporous Bridges. Look it up

Here's a thought: Make a restaurant called "The Hungry Centipede" - Human centipede themed fine dining. Virtually eliminate the poop smell...

I'd like to take this moment to address our Millenial listeners if I may. Hey. Millenials... get educated k? Read some friggin' books. Get some culture. Look up from your iPhone and look at me when I'm talking to you (you're probably gonna see me looking down at my iPhone) ...don't get discouraged, I just have way more important things to do than talk to you. My point is, If you want to get 100% out of this podcass you gotta have a good base knowledge of the film industry. Like when Sean and Hayes make a joke about anthropomorphic sea creatures, you gotta have all of your Little Mermaid plot elements down man! I mean...that priest has a boner but did you even notice that?! Prolly not cause you're too busy watching Teen Beach Movie 2. It's exactly like what Steely Dan say in their song Hey Nineteen, just replace all of the 'Retha Franklin stuff and sub in The Batman. Same thing. Here's to the Cuervo Gold and fine fine Columbians am I right Gen X'ers?

Tuques off to you!

To this episode I say Jawohl Big Dick Playa & Haze! Achtung Baby!

Oh wow what a great show this week. Really glad that the guys finally had Bruce Reid Robinson II on the show. That dude is super funny on The League and I really love the "How to make things" podcast (a hilarious D.I.Y. podcast that teaches you how to build things and hack IKEA furniture). Great. Also so good to see that our very own Jason Mantzoukas from the forums got picked out of the popcorn gallery. He's always so good and funny with his witty questions and jus' great commentary on the forums.

Dude I'll see you there.

Anyone else feel that erfquake?

Josh Hutcherson: any chance the rumors are true and you WILL be doing a Hunger Games / Food Network spin off called "Hangry Games" with Guy Fieri where Guy starves himself for a week and then chases you across the country with Bacon wrapped Jalepeño Poppers strapped to your back?