PatrickMichaelMeyer

I didn't realize that engineers were allowed to talk on the forums...hmmm...curious. Isn't there a separate thread you guys use with topics about, oh you know, "turning microphones on and off" and "how to turn microphones from on to off" and "The proper way to take pictures of the guest without making direct eye contact with them". You know things like that.

Exactly! There was a whole thing in the 80's where famous people with hair we're trying to be funnier. Trick is you have to lose it naturally.

Sorry Nar-Dog. Incidentally Rob and I had a wonderful breakfast. We had a great big laugh when we realized his Chicano wife already comes to see me (I'm her OB/GYN). In fact I was the one who brought his shithead of a daughter into this world. Go figs! Funny the topic of Bald Comedy came up here on the forum...we talked about this at breakfast and what Robby was saying was that throughout history the hairless men of society were generally regarded the best comics...occupations such as jester were reserved just for them. Everyone thought Richard Pryor lighting his hair on fire was an accident. Truthfully, he thought it would make him funnier.

A. Clearly this needs to be called "Show-me-the-biz" -or- "HollyWisdom" B. Dear Papa Clem & Unky Dav, As old pros here in Hollywood I felt I had to bring my situation straight to you and avoid all the hoopla surrounding the other avenues (re: the gossip machine that lurks in this town). I've got some real probs. going on with these lawyer guys I hired to take care of my case where I "accidentally" murdered a burglar in my house that later turned out to be my boo Reeva. Yikes! I know riiiiight? Anyways it's not looking good, they suck real real bad and I think I need to re-examine my options. I'm convinced they're all robots, just like that traffic light I killed. Anyhoo, can you give me the names of the guys that handled your producer credit lawsuit from Maid in Manhattan? I'd gladly give my left foot to find a good attorney in LA (wink, wink). Your Buddy, The Blade Runner (Oscar Pistorious) p.s. Hayes I still have your cricket bat, might need to keep it a 'lil longer. Thx!