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Hey, forum. It's me, Hayes. You guys should all eat a whole lemon then see how many little sticks you can fit into your peeholes. This is Hayes. Bananazinga.

"GASH." - Scott Aukerman, 2016

I heard that anyone who doesn't watch The Grinder is an enormous piece of shit. Don't know if it's true, it's just what I heard. It's probably true, though.

Has Sean ever been to Russia? I think some doinker been stealing his moves.

Hayes horny as hell lately.

The vampire duck lady on Darkwing Duck was pretty sexy. I got boners to her sometimes. The girl gargoyle too.

Tremendous stuff this week, Kulap was in top form. Great to hear her laughing loudly and not saying anything funny with a couple of podcast pros instead of a weird old letch. Listening to this ep put me in a dang load loop. More ALF humour, more money. I'm late to this one. I was at aquacise.

Good episode. I jerked off.

Ha. Montgomery played this forum like a fiddle and made you dimbulbs dance like a bunch of chumps. Last laugh gotten. Does Brett get paid a performance fee for pods where he talks lots? Because he should. Dude is spewing hot content on the reg these days. I am proud of the man he is growing up to be. Sean, Hayes, and the laughing lady made a good show too. All the romance talk made my bread hotter and harder, if you know what I mean. Top eighty ep for sure. These are some thoughts and they are done now.

Hey Guest, Dating is different now than how it used to be because of phones, and apps, and computer. Any tips for meeting people in the age social media? Thx.

Hello guest, I've been having trouble with physical intimacy since one of my oldest friends took his own life six weeks ago. How do I get over my grief and get back to smashing gash? Thank you.

Anyone on here got a podcast?

This isn't very funny.

More like Brandon Goodguestner. This guy was like school on Sunday: on fire.

Typical SJWs* trying to CENSOR people's FREE SPEECH. *Sean Justice Warriors

Sean, Hayes, nice in here Sarsaparilla bobsled team Feels like love right now That was haiku. Fuck you.

Too long; don't know how to read. I want to kiss. who wants to kiss?

Spazzed so hard at the Third Eye Blind sing-along I almost got fired. Thanks, podcast!

Brett's pretty liberal with the sibilants for a guy who claims to be lead engineer of a major podcast network. I cannot think of anything else from this episode to comment on. Bonne nuit.

Infected With Chaos Money Trunk Kumites Meatless Husks of Shellfish All-white Globetrotters Healthy Amounts of Ejaculate Some pretty good band names to be gleaned from this ep if anyone is interested. Rock and roll is here to stay, come inside where it's okay. Handbook shall dominate, oooh hooo.

Big, crowd-pleasing ideas like talking about a single-season television program that most people don't know existed for an entire episode is the reason this show trounces Wolf Den in the ratings almost every time. Chris Gethard really Chris Gethard Show-ed 'em how it's done with this tremendous podcast appearance. Good one, guys. I'm proud of you.

Remember when y'all wouldn't stop talking shit about how much I sucked? Well who sucks now, assholes? WHO SUCKS NOW? - Last week's thread

Hayes' predicament is exactly the same as that of Prometheus with the small difference of instead of rock, it's tree, and instead of the bird eating his liver everyday, he's getting shushed by it. This is a deep podcast with deep themes.

Still wishing on a Handbros reunion, but I can chill waiting if Sean Bon Clementovi gonna keep laying out hot, hard hits like this. Devon Fielder gone from wiener boy to monster man in one badass pod sesh. You can't grab your dreams with your dick in your hand, get the fuck outside. hashtagteachingpeople hashtagowlstrong

Came with a great idea to get this thread up and humming till the next ep drops, but I see someone already posted a link to safety knobs. Shit.