smitty
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Pepper, salt, spice and sugar, you will get none now eat this booger!
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First they came for the mimes, and I said nothing, because I was a mime.
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Harvey Weinstein fired Harvey Fierstein for exposing his misdeeds and money wiring schemes
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Benjamin's case was indeed most curious, but thrilling it was not; neither fast, nor furious.
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Play that Goo Goo Dolls cassette that we victimized in Lafayette
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Meet the Press and Face the Nation, talky on the telly is the new sensation!
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You probably knew about my giant pet spider but did you know my mother died trying to fight her?
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M. Night Shyamalan murdered my father. I am M. Night Shyamalan. How's that for a twist?
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Santa's claws are eight inches long and sharp enough to disembowel the family pet with one quick swipe
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All in all, Entourage was pretty dank, I give it a 69 out of 420
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Be sure to like and subscribe for more of me reacting to beastiality videos!
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Doctors ate her because of this one weird trick (she turned into a pomegranate)!
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The Redwood forest is so fake, dude. All those trees are just made of fuckin' wood.
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I'm kinda over getting told to throw my hands up in the air. The worst part is having to eat my own hands.
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Every time a dog farts in Hogwarts a wizard gets his wand.
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Cyber crime? Cyberbullying? What ever happened to good old cyber sex???
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Be the best version of yourself. The version that has more money than everyone else.
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If you press this button you will get $1 million, but someone you don't know will die. Oh. Turns out it was Bin Laden. Good job!
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It might take a year, it might take a day, but what's meant to be will always find its way...into my butt.
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Just call me Supernatural fan fiction, cause I'm all about incest!
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Yo mama so ugly not even SmarterChild would text her back.
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