Doctors ate her because of this one weird trick (she turned into a pomegranate)!

[Doctors ate her because of this one weird trick (she turned into a pomegranate)!]

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[The Redwood forest is so fake, dude. All those trees are just made of fuckin' wood.]

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[EPISODE 389 — Travel Agent-Si!]

good ep

[EPISODE 111 — Mike O'Brien, Our Close Friend]

In the last month I listened to every single episode of Hollywood Handbook and The Reality Show Show. Not sure if I am on board with this type of humor. Gonna listen to this episode and make my final decision.

Uh yeah, not a big fan of smart and funny humor either.

 

(sarcasm)

[Forget It Shake, It's Smoothietown]

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[What guest do you want to see?]

I've been on a Faith No More kick recently, and I know I read somewhere that Scott is a fan. I've seen a few interviews where Mike Patton seems like a funny guy who might be game for this type of show. I'd love to hear him on CBB.

[I'm kinda over getting told to throw my hands up in the air. The worst part is having to eat my own hands.]

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[EPISODE 380 — A Colinary Journey]

I loved this episode until we met Huskey's character. I'm not the PC police or anything, but can we NOT with the Mickey Rooney-style Asian impersonations? It's really not funny. I love BH, but that character just didn't do it for me.

To what address can I mail your "Heroic Concerned Internet Commenter" trophy?

[Every time a dog farts in Hogwarts a wizard gets his wand.]

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[Cyber crime? Cyberbullying? What ever happened to good old cyber sex???]

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[Be the best version of yourself. The version that has more money than everyone else.]

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[EPISODE 376 — Romantic Tommy D]

Australia, Australia is generally a pretty good place to meet Australian women.

 

You solved the joke!!!

[EPISODE 377 — Good Night In The Morning]

Update: His name is Kristian Bruun

[EPISODE 377 — Good Night In The Morning]

I love that as soon as the guy (I forgot his name and I'm too lazy to switch tabs and check it) said "36 years a man" I knew with certainty Scott's "12 Years a Slave" joke was coming.

[If you press this button you will get $1 million, but someone you don't know will die. Oh. Turns out it was Bin Laden. Good job!]

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[EPISODE 376 — Romantic Tommy D]

My future wife must have an Australian accent.

 

Is there somewhere I can go to meet Australian women?

[EPISODE 375 — Wompler's REAL 17th B-Day Womptacular]

"Well ya can't do it with Amazon Prime, that's for GOD DAMN SURE!"

 

Brian Huskey's bouts of indignant anger never fail to get me.

[EPISODE 374 — Tick Tock Clawk]

Wait...how did they work out that 1000 candy bars eaten in one weekend works out to 4 per hour?

[It might take a year, it might take a day, but what's meant to be will always find its way...into my butt.]

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[A closed casket at my funeral? Over my dead body!]

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[EPISODE 373 — Vocal Fry]

I used to think Brendon Small could do no wrong, but I thought Willy Mapleton was aggravating and unfunny from the get-go--so the best part of this episode was hearing "Scott-the-host"'s annoyance with Willy gradually turn into "real Scott"'s dislike of the actual character. Loved that it was so clearly conveyed, to the point of Brendon-as-Tiny admitting "this might have been a misstep."

I love when people imagine their own version of events like this to confirm their own feelings on a character. "Scott totally agrees with me that this character sucks!" No. It was a funny character intended to be annoying and Scott was going along with the bit. He was cracking up at Willy.

[Just call me Supernatural fan fiction, cause I'm all about incest!]

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[EPISODE 373 — Vocal Fry]

That's a good ep!

[Episode 247 — Guy Ritchie's Back]

It's so weird hearing Hayes explain their HH bits out of character. I feel like a child who just saw the Elmo doll lying around lifelessly.

[EPISODE 99 — Paul Rust Again, Our Close Friend]

"I thought it was weird that it was a live concert show and there was no audience...I thought that was an interesting choice..."

 

"Well...uh...fuck you"