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    Also I'm deep into the Guest segment but I'm not really paying attention (I was composing this post in my head) so I've got to relisten but apparently they're talking about Food Fight?

     

    Just want to clarify something on behalf of Hayes and Sean. They were totally pretending during that segment being fucking hilarious guys. There's no way they didn't know how dope important marketing is and I know first hand that they never pitch a story 'cause they let me sit in on their Flight of the Conchords pitch.

     

    Sean was like, "Cast some fucking squares who talk like Gator Hunter and make them sing and make one of their names be like my name but spell the first name wrong."

     

    And Hayes was like, "Yeah, and name one of these dingleberries after Engineer Bret as a fucking joke so we can tell Engineer Bret it was named after every other Bret on the planet and laugh our dicks off and then put him in a Sharpshooter until he taps out."

     

    Then they made stupid huge money every time someone named their dog Arj Barker and they sold Kristen Schawls to every bridesmaid on the planet. 'Cause that's what marketing is.

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    Now I know tim has money, because he bought a table, but I'm not sure about the Narnold, so I'm with Tim until I see some bank accounts.

     

    Does the Scoop Troop read these forums? If so, guys, this is probably a good time to grab your pens. If you witness a dispute, always side with the party more loaded with scrilla.

     

    Did I just overstep my boundaries by suggesting a Scoop Troop moment? I hope Hayes and Sean don't report me to Scott Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues.

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    I don't know why you'd brag about being on message boards for these guys when they were still poor and talking about The Miz and Ruben Studdard and bullshit.

     

    Now that they are stacking mad sick bundles it's time to hop on. It's like, now these guys are like how I'm like in real life. And super filthy phat rich and have certain traits in the lower region. And have pointer thrusts with JLD and Eva Mendes and Milana Vayntrub like I did and do.

     

    I can't help but feel responsible for the forum blowing up like a fucking blowfish though. I've been here like six minutes and already have likes up to the tip of my huge one and Twitter followers and junk. Probably took you RSS sloggers like 12 years to get to this level.

     

    I'ma do me though bruddahs so don't sweat the small stuff, Kevin James.

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    You guys I got to meet Eugene Mirnman on tuesday night.

     

    All I can say about the experience is that it will probably be turned into a bit about nervous / anxious graphic designers asking "so did you like everything?" too many times. This then led into an awkward arm thrusting chant, "WE DID ITTTTTTT".

     

    Also I was purposely trying to not get drunk because I didn't want to be that drunk asshole guy who is overly excited and talkative, but I was that guy because as much as I tried, I totally got drunk.

     

    So look for that.

     

    The ugly guy? Gross.

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    Can't wait to listen to this 'sode. I don't have a TV anymore because I threw my TV in the garbage dump and shit on it when Sean said he didn't have one. So podcasts are my only entertainment now between huge important projects I work on and chapter books.

     

    Does BJ talk about boofing with Mimbey Kaling? Because you know they boofed on the set of Office Space like 2 trillion times. You just friggin' KNOW it.

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    It was an implied 76%, davina. If you listen closely to Michael's voice in the closing minutes you can just hear it. Each word whispers a soft, "76 percent..."

     

    I'm sure when you guys re-listen during study time you'll hear it.

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    ...does anyone have any good movie recommendations? I saw Speederman 2 the other night and every time he shot a web I was all like "lol is that cum???" so gross

     

    Try Need For Speederman 2 starring the guy from Breaking Bad... Badger, I think? A lot more action that plain 'ol Speederman 2. Probably an equal amount of cum, though.

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    Michael Sho. mentioned that he thought there would be a lot of vitriol about Steve's revelation about his childhood in this episode. I just wanted to throw out the exact opposite, and say that I fully support Steve, and what he said, and what his snake Houdini stands for to him, personally.

     

    Steve, if you are reading this. I just want to thank you on behalf of my entire Boston study group for speaking up the way you did about your childhood. We met today, and after many smiles, hugs and yes, tears, we agreed that what you said was maybe the most important moment in Topics history, and the most important for us.

     

    Thank you Steve. You have our full support.

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