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    Rocky IV (1985)

    The soundtrack to this movie is one of the most cheesiest of all movie soundtracks. You got music by.. Survivor...Why fuck with a good thing? A post James Brown song. Which is still the best song, BY FAR, on the album. Funk Yeah! GO WEST... :lol: Robert Tepper's 'No Easy Way Out', montage music 101 John Cafferty & The Beaver Brown Band = Eddie and the Cruisers
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    Am I really dumb (no U.S listerners)

    ..and that is a problem because why????
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    Episode 16 — The Smurfs

    Thanks! You're awesome. Great Episode! I guess HDTGM has it's own reasons for pulling this episode *coughlegalcough*.
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    Alone in the Dark (2005)

    Yeah, consider out of all the movies Uwe (Mr. Boll as he likes to be addressed) has directed, this is ranked worse than, In the Name of the King House of the Dead Bloodrayne ...and one of my all time favorite batshit crazy movies, Blubberella. Which happens to be a spoof of Bloodrayne, which he directed.
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    Alone in the Dark (2005)

    I apologise if somebody already mentioned this gem, but I didn't see an existing thread. If so, please delete this AND it just confirms that this needs to be discussed on the show. Alone In The Dark 2005 Directed by Uwe Boll Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 1% IMDB Ratings: 2.3 Metascore: 9/100 Staring: Christian Slater Tara Reid Stephen Dorff Plot: A detective (Christian Slater) who specializes in the occult & other paranormal subjects investigates Abkani, the ancient Mayan-like civilization that worshiped demonic creatures from another dimension. With the help of his ex-girlfriend Aline (Tara Reid) who works as the assistant curator at the city's Museum of Natural History, they try and stop the invasion of the Alien-like creatures from pouring through a portal from their world. Budget $20 million Box Office: $10 million Stinkers Bad Movie Awards 2005 Worst Pictures - WON Worst Actress - WON Worst Special Effects - WON Worst Director - WON Worst Song - Nominated Game Trailers ranked the film as the third worst video game of all time.
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    Questions for Sark

    I just finished episode 7, I'm hooked. It's nerd crack for my ears. Thank you! ..now onto episode 8.