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why does this trailer use the music from Stargate???

Is this the first Rodney Dangerfield movie on HDTGM???

after listening to episode #164 of Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast. I completely agree

Nothing in this movie makes sense. Why can't the scientist tell anyone what DNA went into the Indominus Rex? What kind of children know how to repair a 23 year old Jeep? Why was there so much product placement? Why was so much time taken up with security footage and maps and thermal-imaging and heart-rate monitors? Why did Masrani fly the helicopter? If Masrani was the owner, who/what is In-Gen? and how did they take over? Why was the assistant/babysitter's death scene so long/drawn out?

with Westworld currently airing on HBO, I think this is the perfect time for a Futureworld episode

Yeah they page never really worked. was pretty buggy

Robocop 3 was on TV last night. I think they both need an episode.

I don't understand how anyone can view this as anything other than a B-movie. and enjoy it.

Only movie I've seen where the advertised product is broken/cracked?

Rogue. It's like Anaconda. except a Crocodile. in Australia.

just listening to the Digital Drift review of Terminator 3 http://www.digitaldrift.co.uk/2015/06/digital-drift-72-terminator-3-rise-of-the-machines/ THERE ARE SO MANY PLOT HOLES

Not sure about the white takeaway boxes. But we (in Australia) definitely have pizzas delivered by scooter (although most of them are by car). and definitely have alcohol in brown paper bags (especially long necks), I think it's something to do with liquor laws and not being allowed to have open alcohol on the streets?

there is pretty much zero Matt Smith

It is bad. but not as bad as Jurassic World. or Terminator 3.

I think Mara Wilson said it best: "Let's put it this way: in Jurassic Park, the music swells even they see a herd of dinosaurs. In JW, when they see... a theme park." https://twitter.com/...939248104505346

10. what was the point of Hoskins' wolf story?

9. What was with the sidestory with Zach and his girlfriend? who he treated like shit? and then all the other girls? that he kept looking at?

1. I still don't get it. Wu was told to create something "bigger, scarier, cooler". and he did. so why is he being so secretive? and why would he not disclose that it could not be detected by thermal imaging? and that it could camouflage? did he not know? It doesn't make sense.

8. wasn't Chris Pratt covered in petrol? for the whole movie? should he be on fire?

1. who told Dr. Wu not to tell anyone? and why? 2. how did they charge the battery? even the replacement one would have been 20 years old. and dead. 3. there was so much product placement! samsung experience, samsung galaxy, beats headphones, coca-cola bottles ALL OVER THE PLACE, numerous shots of mercedes-benz logo. a verizon wireless dinosaur. starbucks. 4. it felt like way more than 3 minutes. I had the same problem with 2014 godzilla.

How many times did Jason say "raw dog" in this episode?

If you want to hear some more hilarious Australian comedy you should listen to The Sweetest Plum and The Little Dum Dum Club. and I Love Green Guide Letters.

this TV pilot is actually screening at the Melbourne International Film Festival. I don't know why. but it is.

The only thing I remember from watching this movie as a child is the way they cook baked beans. and the line "out of the can, and into the man".