WAAAAAAALT

I love how we probably would've gotten a new addition to the plug bag theme if goddamn Willy Mapleton's addition wasn't making everyone laugh so hard.

As another life-long Maine resident, I can attest to this. Walked into a grocery store once and there he was, talking with a bunch of random people about the Red Sox. Also Scott, great Maine accent. Sounds exactly like us. C+.

Surprised no one has commented on Scott's "LEAVE HIM ALONE!!" when everyone was pig-piling on Cake Boss. I was crying laughing after I heard that.

The mustard moos, the ketchup crows, and all the while, the mayo neighs.

If you wanted a tuna-fish sandwich so bad, maybe you should've asked nicely!

I used to buy the most expensive bread at the grocery store until I learned I was allergic to high-fa-gluten.

Oh man, I love a good fart/shit joke. Couldn't stop laughing when Sonic started taking a dump while Neil was in there.

That was the theme song, and this is the catchphrase.

The best recipe for a knuckle sandwich is a hairy fist, two slices of white bread and a dollop of wallop.

It's your favorite podcast: "Jokes That Induce Laughter, Followed By Two Gunshots in Quick Succession!"