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Shonk it Chanson

Sex sells, butt sweat smells but words will never hurt mediocre carpetbaggers like your uncle ethanol.

we do these things so that reality remains a distant dream

Sherlock it Chanson

watching old Elvis movies is encouraging because every time a gal gives him the swell idea to record some songs he will initially have trouble finding his voice in the studio before someone's like 'hey man just be you' and he lays down a hot take. then even when the record company doesn't dig his tunes right away, with the help of his girl and some booze and steak he finds the strength to continue. then his gal let's on that her family is rich and wouldn't she like to buy him more studio time to finish the record. usually after that Elvis and his lady have to climb the cliffs of insanity, battle a giant and eat a chocolate pill or something, I'm always fast asleep by this point

and he's also the guy from SLC punk, dish dogs and without a paddle it is backwater by the meat puppets, Clem Dawg had it right the first time

Scream it Chanson

people say it's generally unacceptable to engage in hostile political discourse vehemently demonizing an entire swath of the population, still it's with much regret that I must inform you that-

Sean, wishing you a most dopest day! this is also my niece's 16th bday, I got her a trumpet but you can totally have it, maybe we'll just let her hold onto it for a while, so it doesn't get mixed up with all your other trumpets

Stark it Chanson

and the actual time left til the next HH is-

Payback is a bitch. Hey don't talk about my mama like that. Shut up Payback Jr!

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I'd like to solve the puzzle

because you ask nicely, it seems you think Alice is also a Hayes, which would actually make 3 of him including the tv, but there is still only two as the person holding the chicken patty platter is from beyond the looking glass, down the rabbit hole, second star to the right, and straight on til morning, and everybody knows Hayzie Bone from Beantown

Snack it Chanson

Do you have any idea how many generations this first generation Next Generation Geordi La Forge space visor's been in my family?

You herd it here first, then you herd it over there, then once they've eaten take the flock down to the drive-in.

oh great magic 8 ball how long must we wait til the next HH?

alternate take on Houston's page 1 pic in an effort to achieve maximum inclusivity also here are a few stand out quotes from the ep: Matt: "this is difficult... you guys are dicks... this is very difficult" Hayes: "keep going" Sean: "what up what up"

I swiped this from one of his granny's albums, it's of senior prom, Dalton is actually a very talented swing dancer

those were some sick beats from Hayes, this is definitely now in my top 3 all-time favorite last eps, and after Matt said he'd walk out if insulted again H&S did well to only tell him shut up once each thank you dev, Dalton's granny is actually my neighbor so whenever he's preparing to post a new HH ep thread he sends a mass text to all his relatives so they can share in the momentous occasion, his granny then invites me over and we make s'mores and look at photo albums after I post that week's pic

if you're just tuning in this has been my Hollywood Masterclass comment, thanks for listening