Charlie Murphy Brown

Starting a Kickstarter to start shit with a shit starter named Nick Carter, no relation.

Holy shit I can see, what'd you put on my eyes? Some Holy shit. OMG! Please my friends call me Christ.

It's the tiniest things that matter the most, like Colombian beans and cinnamon toast.

I like to sew. Sorry no I mean I like to sue. So settle in for a long night of settling out of court. No Matlocks allowed.

This summer, Kevin Bacon, Fiona Apple & Carrot Top, featuring Meatloaf, Jerry Rice & John Candy, & introducing Darryl Strawberry as Professor Plum.

my Mount Staffmore

it's beginning to seem like Cody is epic legendary force that mere mortals cannot contain, and we're all just weird and different bugs whose special power is knowing what's the most funny, nice and smartest show in the world that's a fair agreement

Saget Chanson

From the folks that brought you The People Under the Stairway to Heaven's Gate, here's some more bullshit.

happy belated 4/20 pro-tip: when shopping for a new bong always check the clearance from the bowl to your eyeballs because if you're not careful you'll burn off your lashes and/or brows from unexpected lighter flare-ups, or you could just use a butane torch which would eliminate unpredictable flame activity and also be super fun to make s'mores with

LIZ PLEASE SLOWLY BACK AWAY FROM THE EDGE but also maybe if you do one more post that'll be 700 and that's bound to bring you some good luck

Drake on cake in an Irish wake, The Band on demand in South Sudan, Adele on her cell in the ninth layer of hell, chillin'.

Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we cut out donuts and cheese.

my mojo is also dangerously low, besides you probly wouldn't like it because it'd make you be nice to people and I'm sure I don't know what a wickle is, but if you're referring to wickles pickles, I'm fresh out

Not for the feint of heart, was the hot muggy heinous fart, some smart bloody anus art, and now for the shameless part.

everyone quick we must all join together and think mercilessly evil thoughts so thevoblex can regain his vile mojo and then maybe next time he'll come up with a better rhyme for midday

Up your flying buttress and around the coronary heart disease growing near the aortic valve inside your left ventricle.

In our spare times we battle hair crimes, barter bootleg dog beware signs, and shoot some cute dead frog and bear vines, these two look like they're totally doing it.

This? This means nothing. You and I? We can never be together. Don't look at me like that. Here, take this so you won't forget. Yep, it also has a calculator.

tho I'd gladly visit the museum of modern fart, I hear they have a very tasteful cumtown exhibit

ooo dang gang this just in over the wire, a forum name list stoled off Hannibal Lecter during a gondola ride in Spain. they say he was planning to infiltrate forum by means of creating a distraction and they also said something about him wanting to eat more brains. the following names are off limits, if you use them people will think you're a brain eater - Fiona Applebottom Gene Simmons - Luke Perry Mason Jar Jar Binks - Wreck-It Ralph Lauren Lapkus - The Professor and Mary Ann Coulter - Justin Timberlake Belle and Sebastian - Dark Chocolate Éclair Danes' Cook - Batman and Robin Lopez Dispenser for Hire Happy 4/20 Eve!

PFT on HH is like a box of chocolates...

you know what's a famous story?

Sunk it Chanson