Charlie Murphy Brown

They call me Chocolate Fire. Vanilla Ice is my spirit animal. Purple Rain is my jam. Orange Fanta is my chosen remedy.

Hello Thomas, Growing up, were you more skateboards or bmx? Or if neither, then what? Have you ever been ice fishing? Many thanks

The left one is for numero unos. My cleaning lady was just here is why it looks so clean. Pod related, when Hayes asked Andy about Rob Reiner he answers "That's what he tells me." So prescient. Is Mr Kneis mastered the matrix?

The unofficial HH "Ehh Wrong" Remix for yalls ears, hope it's not too painful. Sean and Hayes may not "need this" but I definitely do. So badly do the loffs hurt but the pain it makes me feel something other than the void. The heavy darkness. Forget characters. Let's combine internet audio and video conferencing technology with the idea of who really is anywhere anyway. However many walls there are in podcasting I think Jarrad and the guys broke at least the fifth or sixth if not the seventh wall. I feel like Charlie Kaufman (no relation) would enjoy listening to this one. Great ep!

Congrats for being on the show! Just the right amount of venom in em. CBB worldwide! Good tidings to you and yours

I tunes, you tunes, we all tunes son. Pitch pipes and pee-annas is the family biz.

Cockaroaches & lady bugs. Lady bugs & cockaroaches. I can't decide which one to choose, the evil one approaches

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This line-up was so good. Horatio is always wild. Stephanie and Betsy are the best! Did you all see @midnight with Matt, Arden Myrin, and Gabrus in a jenky ass polo shirt? Besser won it with a fart joke. Earlier in the show Arden came at Matt because he did a Cosby riff. Then he did another cosby reference and for the final round Arden tried some anti-women crack that did nothing. Fart joke for the win!!

I watched a good chunk of seasons of the UK show Misfits (troubled Brits with superpowers). This crazy guy Rudy just walked around playing ukulele so I got me one and now I know like 5 songs, poorly. TV is GOOD. It seems like adult swim and other strangeness can serve as identifiers to see how deep some body is into "IT." I don't have a water cooler at work but if I did it'd suck if it was all Madmens and Survivors. Note: I hope H & S were only doing ironical Art when they tried to talk about that one thing. But I am relatively new and possibly still somewhat of a threat to homeostasis. I only just got Netflix and have never owned a mack produck. No laptop, just a knapsack and sackcloth. For me, HH is like punk rock. Someone comes at you polite and friendly and part of you kind of wants to mispronounce their name and be 27% rude because to just play nice and get along 100% is usually boring and no fun. A big part of the guys' style is like a middle finger up in the air aimed at convention and the norm (which is sketchy because of how beloved Cheers is). This is where the popcorn ends. Screw those communist sidewalks. KROLL SHOW!! If i had a water cooler that would be the discussion. With a little bit of Squidbillies & ATHF

Because in the intro when Hayes talks about Rose McGowan going through his bathroom cabinets to see how he smells so good, he says it is from eating flowers and Sean says how Hayes always has a flower in his front pocket. Therefore- the Mario flower... So that, and yes also the spittin' hot fire thing.

Pauly is a gnarly dude with an original personality. Who cares how aware he is. He's just trying to break into this podcast mediascape like the rest of us. For somebody who grew up around Hollywood and wise-ass comics his whole life, I think he's alright. Besides, H&S had to play it cool in order to get to the real gold: The Weasel speak. Sean got a bit of one-on-one coaching on how to talk like the Weas- uhl. Buud- ie. Pretty dope.

Port of COMEDY. So much fun! These women need to make movies. For high end cruises & everywhere! Tough ep for Engineer Cody. But how else is he gonna learn. Thru trials comes perseverance

Congrats Sir Hopox! Sure enough a mouthful. Board games, mystery, the martial arts. Pure gravy!

Plugs theme featuring Scott and Chelsea. (Audio from episodes 322 & 277) https://soundcloud.c...chelsea-peretti

Good dude, that Brian Stack. Solid pod. Howard and Kulap would stack up well against your Kellys and your Michaels. Dragon Boy Suede is the new Regis. Happy Thanks I'm given to you all! Because I'm only a casual REM listener I will say Out of Time or Automatic for the People. It is this same casual attitude that leads me to prefer Metallica's Black album, and Soundgarden's Superunknown. casual (rule of 3rds)

Pretty nice, same day she's on the Handbook, Tracey is all up on that Mimby! I was also given the choice between writing and the looney bin. I chose the looney bin for the comfy threads and unlimited applesauce. Great ep!

The New York Times says, "It got style." LA Weekly says, "What's a smash?" Even the NRA is jazzed cuz all the esplosions!

"Think only of the past as its remembrance gives you pleasure." -Jane Austen Thanks Veebs for the kindish words. I realize you are basically the Chelsea Peretti of the HH forum so I am honored that you would go after my dad like that. FYI he is a former pastor, church executive, and current advocate for the disabled and elderly. While I am assigning crossover identities I would also say Anastasia is the Lauren Lapkus of the forum, and Freja is like our Janeane Garofalo because she is so edgy and fearless. I won't get into the guys on here except to say that Sean & Hayes are either Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin (respectively), or the Smothers Brothers, Sean obviously being Tom; or Bud and Doyle from Bio-Dome. I am not sure who is who in the Bio-Dome scenario because I don't want to offend Sean or Hayes by calling them Stephen Baldwin.

"It's all about the tracking." Definitively! And the vertical hold. How else are you suppose to make out what's what in the scrambled porn on grandma's TV set? Hurry change the channel here she comes!

Correct me if I'm wrong. 2 + 2 is green. The capital of Ohio is pizza. Crack ain't wack. So far so good? I like your style.

Guys I don't have any step moms or step dads. But this is my parents from 1976, possibly in Portland, Oregon. You can tell it's the 70's because of all the strange patterns in the wallpaper, couch, and my mom's shirt. My mom (Lola Frances) goes by Frankie and is eating a watermelon bowl. My Dad (Ed) is WAY too comfortable with flaunting his ghostly white legs. Plus, I am not even sure he went to Temple (including the Judaic and Mormon places of worship). Go Owls!!

greggy just hit 3000! Is this the all-time record? Mucho hand claps for him either way. He's (Paul) Scheer genius! And three (S)cheers for Hollywood Handbook and it's friendly forum, it has taught me the merits of kindness.

Chelsea is killing, murdering, obliterating this mediascape on so many levels! B99 CCP ETC- There is a drooling dog in her special right before the OG banana bit, such timing. A whole nubba lebel of laughs! "Metrics Reloaded"